Marstard

Your friend's name mixed with Kendrick Lamar's famous line "Mustard"

"Yo, who is that over there?"

"Oh that's just Marstard."

Marstard by cinnamonbananas April 21, 2026

MarStarBro 

An asshole who harasses EXE fans. He also uses his age and "mental health" as an excuse when he would rush his mod, like how Milk was so mid cuz he rushed it.

MarStarBro doesn't deserve oxygen

MarStarBro by MarStarBro October 25, 2023

Marvtard 

A person who enthusiastically loves the Marvel Cinematic Universe and is unable to accept any of its faults.

Person 1: "Do you know Billy actually liked Age of Ultron?"
Person 2: "He's such a Marvtard!"

Marvtard by Anonymous0016 February 14, 2017

Manstard 

Semen (food item play on word)

She enjoys my spicy Manstard...well..not really but...

Manstard by Jesse Kane May 31, 2007

marjtard 

Doing something or saying something superiorly retarded. An unintelligent individual.

Also someone that is a follower and can't think for themselves.

The marjtard bends over backwards to any corporate demand.

marjtard by Friendly_Frank August 2, 2008

mastard 

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.

God, how can you be such a mastard?

mastard by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

Martard 

A Martard is a delusional blonde who thinks that lightning will strike twice in the form of 2 Stanley Cup visits to the state of California. Martards are easily distinguished by their shameless love of Arricks and their pleasing demeanor. When you encounter a Martard, leave them in their natural environment as picking them up may cause other Martards to no longer recognize them and even go so far as to disown them. Martards are a fragile bunch and although they are stunningly cute, they do not make good pets. Injured Martards should immediately be given 6 bottles of beer and released in the nearest Octopus-free body of water.

Although the word was originally believed to have been made to taunt a pretty girl who had an unnatural obsession with Patrick "No Show" Marleau, recent rumors place the origin of this word closer to an individual's obsession with Mustard.

You silly Martard, get off my nuts!

Oh Martard, you make me giggle.

Oh no! That Martard just got flattened by Kronwall!

Watch out Martard, there's Ducks in that water! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.

Martard by ArrickW May 28, 2009