mancred

(full form: Male Sexual Credit)
noun. the recognition as cool shit after guys hook upand then make it very public. when they share it with their friends, the friends go "helllllll yeah!!!" this, is mancred.

"I won't hook up with you. You're just in it for the mancred."

"That dude has no mancred. He's never screwed a thing in his life."

mancred by I couldn't think of a cooler name so f uuuu April 2, 2007

Mancreeping 

mæn'kɹipŋ

verb: mancreep.ing, man.crept
1. The act of creeping on people/inanimate objects for one's own pleasure.
2. The act of following, stalking or watching via interweb or real life.
3. The act of putting up pictures of Clay Aiken on someone's window while they are sound asleep.
4. The act of liking old men, small children, bag ladies and sleeping roomates.

5. Using phootgraphs of other people as your screensaver/desktop without the consent of the person in the photograph.

"That guy was so weird, when you turned around I saw him smell your hair...he was totally Mancreeping on you!"

"Ugh, I ran into the same person like four times today...I felt like such a Mancreep!"

"This might sound Mancreepy, but I really like to put photos of other people on my laptop and pretend we are friends"

Mancreeping by ManCreeper April 17, 2010

mancrease 

The fold (or crease) created between a flaccid penis and scrotum.

"Dude...my mancrease is all itchy cuz I haven't shaved my balls in a week!"

mancrease by ZenManDan July 28, 2010

Manfred von Richthofen 

Better known as the Red Baron, Richthofen was a German pilot and ace during World War One, he shot down 80 planes and was never defeated in an air battle. He eventually died in the Battle of Leis during the spring offensive in 1918. Manfred von Richthofen continues to be a national hero to most Germans.

Manfred von Richthofen has had many movies and hit Sabaton song made in his Honour. His grave in Wiesbaden is a national monument.

Manfred von Richthofen by Reichschancellor William April 11, 2021

Mancheddar Delight 

1. A creamy and delicious meal made purely of semen.

2 Dick Cheese Transudated skin oils and moisture that can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the female vulva area.

"I am going to make you eat my mancheddar delight"

Husband: "What would like to eat tonight honey?"
Wife: "I would love a serving of mancheddar delight!"

"I am going to take a shower and scrub this mancheddar off."

Mancheddar Delight by TheRagingMonkey August 25, 2006

mancretary 

Any man whose main job at work consists of answering the phone and changing the urinal mints.

John performed his mancretary duties even while constantly walking around the office bothering his co-workers.

mancretary by Milbert December 9, 2008

Manfred Von Karma 

the most annoying prosecutor of all time. he will really do anything to get a guilty verdict. he killed Miles Edgeworth's father Gregory Edgeworth because he got a penalty for his perfect record because of him

Dude, im on episode 4 on phoenix wright and Manfred Von Karma is soooo annoying

Manfred Von Karma by cxjgdhfrdkuhjio;f;szbhuyvgfdh February 6, 2021