mancoed

When a drunk man sneaks into someone else's bed because he was uncomfortable where he was sleeping.

I had dibs on the guest bed, but got mancoed out by some drunk dude.

by Roadhouser January 11, 2011

Mancheddar Delight

1. A creamy and delicious meal made purely of semen.

2 Dick Cheese Transudated skin oils and moisture that can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the female vulva area.

"I am going to make you eat my mancheddar delight"

Husband: "What would like to eat tonight honey?"
Wife: "I would love a serving of mancheddar delight!"

"I am going to take a shower and scrub this mancheddar off."

by TheRagingMonkey August 25, 2006

mancold

An affliction, usually caught by boyfriends or husbands, exhibiting cold-like symptoms, but no one has ever been as sick or tired as one who catches the mancold.

Have you seen Uzz lately? No, I haven't, he's had a mancold for weeks.

by moniquedeco July 27, 2010

Mencoed

The ending of a relationship between to heterosexual caucasians and the unfortunte circumstance occuring when a man of African American descent takes the caucasian girl to the dance floor leaving you embarresed, alone and in a hormonal rage which directly results in drunk texting and other unbenevilant hate messaages.

Joey the Rose got mencoed after buying some hot girls drinks.

by whiteee May 17, 2008

mangoed

mashed, same as mullered and melted

Dude you is way mangoed, you better leave.

by maxtek23 November 7, 2010

Marcoed

Cheating on your girlfriend in your house while she is asleep in your bed.

"Dude last night I marcoed this bitch so hard"
"I hope Katharine don't find out how I been marcoing hoes left and right."

by Foreskinz October 21, 2011

ManCold

A particularly virulent strain of rhinovirus that incapacitated men and deuces them to whimpering trolls. It is 100% survivable for men. There are no survivability statistics for women due to the fact that any female that contracts the ManCold dies within hours.

I had a ManCold last week and I couldn’t get our bed for three days. My old lady caught it, we’re burying her tomorrow.

by 'da hammer January 29, 2020