mancretary

Any man whose main job at work consists of answering the phone and changing the urinal mints.

John performed his mancretary duties even while constantly walking around the office bothering his co-workers.

mancretary by Milbert December 9, 2008

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mecretary

A mecretary is a male secretary.

"Their front office has a mecretary."

mecretary by D-Business November 30, 2006

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Manetary

A Male Secretary. Usually of gay persuasion.

-"Excuse me, this is Mrs. Lee's manetary calling to make a reservation."
-"Did you say Monetary?"
- "No, I'm her male secretary. Can I make these reservationss...thanksssss?"

Manetary by Jeter Slee March 5, 2008

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Manetary

A male secretary. A male administrative professional.

Mike, our department's manetary, sent out the agenda for the meeting.

Manetary by DE lightful April 23, 2013

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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