malkied

To get absolutely away with it, beyond just drunk, on the floor unconscious or with your head down the toilet spewing out your insides.

"What are you up to tonight Sen?"
"Getting absolutely malkied as usual mate"

by Louthehorse:)) July 26, 2016

malkie

Local to the West Coast of Scotland (especially Glasgow) & having been used since the late 1960's/early 1970's to describe in slang terms, the act of head butting another individual (see also Malky)

I'm led to believe that it's also been used in printed stories & rhymes, again locally in the Glasgow/West of scotland area, by the likes of the Glaswegian poet & wordsmith, Liz Lochhead, (who was invited to read some of her work to my schools drama classes, during the school year 1981 - 82).

"...Ho, see that dobber over there that's lookin at me oot the corner o his eye, he's gettin a dose o the malkies afff a me, if he doesn'y gee it a by."

by Mmalkie June 21, 2006

Malzied

A person who defaults on an obligation, especially a small one. Basically borrows money and doesn’t pay it back.

I gave my buddy Dave $80 and he malzied me!

by KingB1026 September 7, 2020

Malked

The state of shock, disbelieve and complete sluttness that a woman feels after being cover in malk (man milk), cum or load in the face.

Look at Maria she looks completely malked. All of her face is cover in malk and she can't stop crying. What a slut.

by click25 May 31, 2009

severe malkie

The art of slashing someones face with a blade or sharp cutting implement.

wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie

by big_g April 23, 2006

Milkied

To go home after 3 pints absolutely hammered.

I could hear my bastard friends laughing loudly at me after my third pint they knew I was Milkied.

by ravrolend May 12, 2009

malkiefs

A drunk mess who plays with children's toys

If you come out tonight don't get malkiefs.

by rnasty November 8, 2014