An event which will provoke the release of all known human bodily fluids, though not every person in attendance will release all of the fluids. Among the fluids to be released:
* Tears: The mother of the bride will cry at how nice her daughter looks and how beautiful the event is;
* Nasal discharge: Someone is bound to sneeze during the service;
* Sweat: The groom will be sweating, as he’ll be wondering if he’s making the right choice and ponders how his life may change;
* Saliva: “You may now kiss the bride …”
* Urine: At one point, all guests are going to have to take a leak;
* Vomit/stomach acid: Someone’s bound to have a few too many at the reception and spend much of the time driving the porcelain bus;
* Semen/vaginal fluids: The couple will get their freak on for the first time as husband and wife, if not the first time ever;
* Milk: If the bride gets pregnant, her ta-tas will produce milk when the baby is born;
* Blood: The divorce a few years down the road will result in either physical or figurative bloodshed
Better bring a towel - weddings result in loss of bodily fliuds!
by Pimpmaster Pete July 11, 2008
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Funerals with cake
Hey you wanna go to the wedding?

No Thanks I would rather go to a bar to see people throw their lives away in a less dramatic way
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Event in which on receives severe physical, and mental suffering. One may receive taunts such as a baby crib or ring. Such events have been known to cause drug addictions, hoarding, cancer, the Middle Eastern Revolutions of 2011, mutation, diabetes, depression, brain damage, lay offs, sweatshops, global warming, and even death.
Phil had a wedding. Phil accidentally shot himself the next day.
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Expensive drama where you have to wear uncomfortable clothing because 2 people said so
This wedding is boring
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The union of two people normally a man and a woman together after the Man brings out a ring and goes on his knees and asked the woman if she wants to marry him and then they plan the wedding. A wedding is a formal occasion so people wear formal clothes.The Men becomes the Groom at the wedding and the woman is the Bride.

Winter/Fall wedding Attire
Grooms clothes: Tuxedo version : a tuxedo with tails and a bowtie, Suit version: A dress shirt with a black tie and dress pants and a jacket and dress shoes and pocket square

Brides clothes: A dress that is white and big with many layers
Men Guests : A tuxedo with a tie instead of a bow tie

Women guests: A dress but with only one layer

Spring Attire

Groom: A suit with a rose coloured tie and a flower in the pocket instead of a pocket square
Bride: A rose spring dress with tons of flowers
Men guests: A dress shirt and any colour tie other than rose

Women guests: A dress of a difference colour of the bride and no flowers

Beach wedding
Groom: A dress shirt and a tie of any colour with a pocket square no jacket
Bride: Any dress that teaches there feet
Men guests: A dress shirt with no silk tie or bowtie ties are optional but all ties have to be a knitted type
Women Guests: Any office dress

At a wedding the Bride and groom make vows to each other put on the wedding ring and then someone does a speech and then they kiss this will be the start of a new relationship and then they cut the wedding cake and dance.
They are having a winter wedding
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