The one word that will get your boss / parent / authority figure to give you the "deer in headlights" look and leave you alone. Regardless of what is being discussed; i.e. 1)drawn out over explained instructions on how to do a simple task 2) Typical Parental Lecture 3)"Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?" situations.
Instructions On Use: Step One - Wait For Pause In
Assailents Ranting
Step Two - Make Convincing And Direct
Eye Contact
Step Three - Say "Absolutely Boss, Dad
, Officer, Etc."
Step Four - Walk Away And Proceed Going
About Your Business
Instructions On Use: Step One - Wait For Pause In
Assailents Ranting
Step Two - Make Convincing And Direct
Eye Contact
Step Three - Say "Absolutely Boss, Dad
, Officer, Etc."
Step Four - Walk Away And Proceed Going
About Your Business
BOSS: "Hey (your name) Im glad I found you. Look Ive got a
bit of a situation. You see Tim was sick today, and
that means that his typical collateral duties of
emptying the trash in the managers office hasnt
been completed. I know you know how big an issue
this is. I mean wow if I could just get you to..."
YOU: "Absolutely" (remember to lock eyes and put on your
best "Im not stupid" face)
BOSS: .............
YOU: (proceed to carry on about your business as if nothing
happened)
bit of a situation. You see Tim was sick today, and
that means that his typical collateral duties of
emptying the trash in the managers office hasnt
been completed. I know you know how big an issue
this is. I mean wow if I could just get you to..."
YOU: "Absolutely" (remember to lock eyes and put on your
best "Im not stupid" face)
BOSS: .............
YOU: (proceed to carry on about your business as if nothing
happened)
by Odiumnox December 21, 2005
An interjection indicating affirmation in the extreme. Even more extreme than "sure," much more than "yup," and a world away from "uh huh." Used primarily to bullshit people into thinking you agree with something they said and that, of all people, you know what they're talking about. The former may or may not be true, but the latter seldom is.
Glenn Beck: We've already proven that Barack Obama's birth certificate was printed in 2005 at a Kinko's in Alexandria Virginia, which proves he's a Kenyan Muslim socialist. You know what I mean?
Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!
Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!
by jdmatt July 15, 2010
by Jesse Hattabaugh April 8, 2006
by awesomeMB9 September 26, 2020
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
When you put absolute before an insult, you make its career ending abilities 10x stronger by making the victim feel dumb.
Without:
Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you dunce!
Guy 1: :(
With:
Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that you absolute dunce!
Guy 1: I don’t feel so good D:
Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you dunce!
Guy 1: :(
With:
Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that you absolute dunce!
Guy 1: I don’t feel so good D:
by Trendyhoe June 21, 2018
Third album by the British band MUSE considered by many to be their best. Considered by others to be highly overrated. Still one hell of an album.
by RavenousPlant March 10, 2006