Malzied
A person who defaults on an obligation, especially a small one. Basically borrows money and doesn’t pay it back.
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When a man or woman proposes to another with a haribo ring, which is then consumed. The consumer is then nourished by the love of the ring giver for all eternity.
mazzied by A mazzied man February 9, 2014
malkied
To get absolutely away with it, beyond just drunk, on the floor unconscious or with your head down the toilet spewing out your insides.
malkied by Louthehorse:)) July 26, 2016
malzies
the hottest, smartest, most beautiful and perfect group of three best friends. everyone wants to fw them, and no man will ever be enough for them (except kento yamazaki). they’re better than anyone else and always in right.
boy 1: “damn! have you seen these three goddesses?”
boy 2: “yeah! they’re malzies, i wish i could fw them.”
boy 3: “same, but it’s impossible.”
boy 2: “yeah! they’re malzies, i wish i could fw them.”
boy 3: “same, but it’s impossible.”
malzies by malzilover November 20, 2021
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home
A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026
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