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The unit everything is measured in, in Northern Ireland.
Person #1: Awwwww fuck coming for a fuckiiiiing piiiiintt like?
Person #2: Aye pint of bacon please squiiiire.
Person #1: Alright barkeep, can I get a pint of bacon, a pint of bread and two beer bongs to go please.
Barkeep: Right you are young laird. Here are your pints.
Pints by The Woods Family January 2, 2012
Words you can keep
Ahhh pints, will loves pints. He sinks them in 3. This man loves an IPA at the loco. Will loves pints
Will loves pints
Pints by Will Mitchell September 8, 2019

Couple of Pints 

More than 2 drinks when you go out with your friends no matter what your partner thinks
Going out for a couple of Pints with the lads
Couple of Pints by Scotch Jock November 19, 2021

Sneaky Pints 

The act of going to the pub with one or more colleagues during work hours for beer. The best way to do this is to arrange a false meeting that your boss thinks you're attending while in reality you and the dude from the finance department will be downing pints at an Irish pub.
1 pm Thursday afternoon:

Colleague 1 - "Hey Yuri, don't forget about our 3 o'clock meeting tomorrow with the publishers downtown"

Colleague 2 - "Oh I wouldn't miss that meeting for the world Christian"

3 pm Friday afternoon

Colleague 1 - "Man is this a good Guinness!"

Colleague 2 - "Pints are the best, especially when they are sneaky pints!!!"
Sneaky Pints by elricochico September 17, 2014

Glory Pints 

Glory Pints (GPs) - A term used to indicate the consumption of ale when conditions are perfect to enjoy a few glasses of beer, larger or stout ... Often used in Northern Ireland around times of celebtation.
James - "Hey Dave, have you caught up with Deano yet? He's sitting over there by the bar..."

Dave - "Yea, I've just been chatting to him, he's pretty wrecked! - and it's not even 10pm yet!"

James - "Well what do you expect dude! The guy has just booked another round the world trip! He's had 7 Glory Pints already..."

Dave - "Are you shitting me!? He never told me...! Let's go have a drink with him to celebrate!

James - "Fuckin - A!"

Dave (to bartender) - "Barkeep! 3 Glory Pints right away!"
Glory Pints by DADacronyms August 15, 2010

Sega Pints 

A drink containing (at least) 4 shots of Jägermeister in a pint glass and topped up with Red Bull.

The aforementioned pint MUST be downed in one.
Martin: I fancy a Jager Bomb.

Luke: We should do some Jager PINTS!!

Amir: Did you say SEGA PINTS?

Mike: Man - your such a douche!

Amir: (After downing the pint) That my friend - was AWESOME!!!
Sega Pints by SEGA BOMBER August 18, 2010

Get the pints in 

Usually said by "in-the-closet" homosexuals to enforce masculinity within a group of alpha males. It refers to the verb "pinting", which is the art of finding a same-sex lover in the bar, club or pub that he/she is in.
When Graham says "Get the pints in!"
What he really means is: "Let's try and pull as many same-sex lovers as we can!"
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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