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Local to the West Coast of Scotland (especially Glasgow) & having been used since the late 1960's/early 1970's to describe in slang terms, the act of head butting another individual (see also Malky)

I'm led to believe that it's also been used in printed stories & rhymes, again locally in the Glasgow/West of scotland area, by the likes of the Glaswegian poet & wordsmith, Liz Lochhead, (who was invited to read some of her work to my schools drama classes, during the school year 1981 - 82).
"...Ho, see that dobber over there that's lookin at me oot the corner o his eye, he's gettin a dose o the malkies afff a me, if he doesn'y gee it a by."
malkie by Mmalkie June 21, 2006
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Brave warrior who is on a never-ending trek to kill bears. Usually succeeds through bare-handed fist fights.
Dave was the fiercest makielski of the urban jungle. He took out 30 bears in a single day.
makielski by Bob Tomack September 2, 2008

markiela 

Kind, brave, loving and loyal. Never EVER let markiela go you will regret it! So ya they a pain in the ass but I makes them more fun and interesting. If you ever meet a markiela I means you met a fallen angel from heaven! If you were EVER rude to them they will piss you off or kill you! Physically and mentally........ good luck !
Guy one: Markiela you are the devil
Guy two: no she’s a lost angel
Guy one: what
Guy two: just don’t be mean!
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Realest nigga on your damn street
Oh you better be careful he’s Markiel out here
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severe malkie 

The art of slashing someones face with a blade or sharp cutting implement.
wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie
severe malkie by big_g April 23, 2006

malkiefs 

A drunk mess who plays with children's toys
If you come out tonight don't get malkiefs.
malkiefs by rnasty November 8, 2014
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