dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong
by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016
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To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.
I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!
by Kristian Aitken July 3, 2003
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Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.
I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.
by jayseebee July 13, 2004
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When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.
That was so good shit, it really battered me.
by kippo May 23, 2003
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Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.
by Carnophage December 16, 2004
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being very very extremely drunk
- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?
by selmabouvier December 19, 2003
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like owned but for use in the real world
guy 1 whacks guy 2 around the head with a rolled up piece of paper)

guy 3: ha! battered
by Valarafon June 22, 2004
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