malkie 

Local to the West Coast of Scotland (especially Glasgow) & having been used since the late 1960's/early 1970's to describe in slang terms, the act of head butting another individual (see also Malky)

I'm led to believe that it's also been used in printed stories & rhymes, again locally in the Glasgow/West of scotland area, by the likes of the Glaswegian poet & wordsmith, Liz Lochhead, (who was invited to read some of her work to my schools drama classes, during the school year 1981 - 82).

"...Ho, see that dobber over there that's lookin at me oot the corner o his eye, he's gettin a dose o the malkies afff a me, if he doesn'y gee it a by."

malkie by Mmalkie June 21, 2006

malkie 

A loser who has no life. Somebody who thinks he is cooler than he is. Somebody who jacks off in his cereal and laughs about it online at work. Somebody who has a big ass head.

Dude, you're such a Malkie!

malkie by Darth Ignant June 22, 2006

malkie 

A cross between two purebred breeds of dog, the Maltese and the Yorkshire Terrier.

"My Yorkshire Terrier female got caught by the next door neighbor's Maltese, so we decided to call them Malkies and sell them for hundreds of dollars."

malkie by K9Trainer5 January 26, 2007

Malkie liss 

Sexy mommy hot ass mofo

A malkie liss here

Malkie liss by Bububab October 10, 2022

severe malkie 

The art of slashing someones face with a blade or sharp cutting implement.

wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie

severe malkie by big_g April 23, 2006

The Four-Man Malkie 

A move in which four men simultaneously penetrate a single males anus. These services are usually found on various toilet stalls in Nuneaton.

Are you going to the Four-Man Malkie tonight? I found out about it on a toilet stall at the bowling alley last Friday.

Omg have you heard about Liam? He's going to attempt a the Twelve-Man Malkie on the Guiness Book of World Records! This will likely be life changing !

The Four-Man Malkie by Smithington1957 June 4, 2022

Anthony Mackie

Anthony Mackie, aka "the greatest chocolate man on earth", is a sarcastic, handsome, dapper, and hilarious actor who plays Falcon in the marvel cinematic universe. His best friend is Sebastian Stan and together they make the greatest friend duo ever seen. Also, he's obsessed with his thighs, like a lot, and can do a bomb Denzel impression.
Quotes:
"You like Easter cuz you about to eat some chocolate homie"
"You never see girls run after engineers"
"Your thighs look like hot dog weiners"

If you don't believe how great Anthony Mackie is, look on youtube for his marvel interviews... you won't regret it.

Anthony Mackie by Rhiannon Marx September 10, 2018