Malkier

Malkier is a type of mule. The term 'Malky' is often used in conjunction with Malkier and refers to the conception of young via 'ass secks'.

"Malkier had a Malky."
"That Malkier smells funny"
"Smell my finger?"
"I have a little Malky"

Malkier by Some------Guy November 4, 2007

Malkers

Mall Walkers

People don't like the malkers

Malkers by $p@GotTi May 30, 2018

malkie 

Local to the West Coast of Scotland (especially Glasgow) & having been used since the late 1960's/early 1970's to describe in slang terms, the act of head butting another individual (see also Malky)

I'm led to believe that it's also been used in printed stories & rhymes, again locally in the Glasgow/West of scotland area, by the likes of the Glaswegian poet & wordsmith, Liz Lochhead, (who was invited to read some of her work to my schools drama classes, during the school year 1981 - 82).

"...Ho, see that dobber over there that's lookin at me oot the corner o his eye, he's gettin a dose o the malkies afff a me, if he doesn'y gee it a by."

malkie by Mmalkie June 21, 2006

Malker 

Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children

"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"

Malker by Malker May 3, 2014

markiera 

A very beautiful girl with one of the best smiles you will ever see. She’s got the best personality, funny and fun to be around and one of the best girls to get with. This is one you would consider marrying. Overall she is just the best thing that could ever happen to you.

Tj: Hey, you seen Markiera?
Don: Yeah, saw her beautiful smile from a mile away. I wish she was mine.
Tj: Me too man.

markiera by Beastgod386 January 23, 2018

severe malkie 

The art of slashing someones face with a blade or sharp cutting implement.

wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie

severe malkie by big_g April 23, 2006

Malker 

Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children

"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"

Malker by Malker May 3, 2014