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Restroom 

What Americans call a public toilet even though you cannot have a nice lie down in it (unless you are a very dirty person).
Don't even think you can have a rest in the restroom; it's for shitting and pissing in. And it pongs too badly.
Restroom by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006
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Restroom 

A room in a public place with sinks and stalls. There's a men's room and a ladies' room.
Have you noticed how dirty their restrooms are.
Restroom by David December 7, 2003

Restroom 

The proper word for 'bathroom'. Used by public places that provide them. For example, the restrooms in my house are called bathrooms, but the bathrooms in a restaurant are called restrooms.
Where are the restrooms in this place?
Restroom by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

restroom 

The bedroom.

You can't REST in a restroom, because they only contain toilets, urinals (men's bathrooms only), and lavatories (bathroom sinks), not beds or futons.

Bedrooms however, do contain an article of furniture designed specifically for resting -- the BED (or FUTON) of course! Because bedrooms are made for resting, they can also be called restrooms!
Honey, let's head on up to the restroom and make some serious whoopie!
Then we can REST afterward!!!
restroom by Telephony October 11, 2014

Restroom 

A place to either washup or take a shit. Commonly known as “the shitter” or “lou
Damn i have to use the Restroom. I just finished Taco Bell
Restroom by BigBoi1243 March 1, 2019

restroom romeo 

A man who has sex in toilets.
Juan was a regular restroom Romeo in the park.
restroom romeo by I, Wreckerrr January 27, 2016

restroom randy

A gay man who hangs out in public restrooms hoping to hook up with random sex partners
Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet because he's afraid of being hit on by some restroom randy.
restroom randy by Michael_Hunt April 25, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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