malkyed 

To totally screw up any item of hardware beyond use by allowing it into the hands of the aforementioned person, and although no obvious errors were made on his part, the malky factor takes over resulting in total failiure. This ability to destroy anything put in front of him baffles even the most intelligent persons, and reasearch is being counducted into how this can be done regardless of any care taken over preparation.

Argh, you just malkyed my RAM.

malkyed by Dogcatfish February 27, 2005

Malked 

The state of shock, disbelieve and complete sluttness that a woman feels after being cover in malk (man milk), cum or load in the face.

Look at Maria she looks completely malked. All of her face is cover in malk and she can't stop crying. What a slut.

Malked by click25 May 31, 2009

Malayed 

Over the generations, many people have been minding their own business, getting on with life, and just generally having a laugh. There are a certain group of people that like to put stops to this as violence and some come to the point of being hospitalized after being Malayed. The term can be used in many ways, but the main form is when one is randomly aggravated by an angry group of malaysian youths who are too big for their boots. Those who are malayed usually end up with cuts and some even stab wounds, as being malayed also refers to one being layed off by a group outnumbering you and/or someone or a group of people using weapons agains the classic one on one fighter to get their advantage over their scrawny counterparts.

John: Shit man, the other night i just got randomly attacked by a bunch of caramel kids out of nowhere when I was out for a smoke, now look at this cut!

Mark: Oh shit man! You definetly got malayed.

Malayed by TheBestestBrittest November 1, 2009

malkied 

To get absolutely away with it, beyond just drunk, on the floor unconscious or with your head down the toilet spewing out your insides.

"What are you up to tonight Sen?"
"Getting absolutely malkied as usual mate"

malkied by Louthehorse:)) July 26, 2016