Malked

The state of shock, disbelieve and complete sluttness that a woman feels after being cover in malk (man milk), cum or load in the face.

Look at Maria she looks completely malked. All of her face is cover in malk and she can't stop crying. What a slut.

by click25 May 31, 2009

malk

Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford.

Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?

by TL September 06, 2004

Malk

Malk is any "milk" that is not from animal sources. Milk from animal sources like Cow or Goat is REAL milk! Milk from plant sources such as soy or almond is "milk" or fake milk or Malk. Milk is nutritious while Malk is far less nutritious. You can't feed malk to a baby, or they'll die of malnutrition. They need Cow's Milk, Formula, Goat's Milk, or their Mom's breast milk. Cheese from non animal sources is Chez while yogurt from non animal sources is yofurt.

Idiot mangina: Look at me! I'm drinking Almond Milk!
Idiot mangina 2: I'm drinking Soy Milk!

Normal person: You're drinking Malk, Manginas! Malk!

Normal Person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of Manginas!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023

Malking

The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.

I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.

by click25 May 31, 2009

Malk

Malk is a milk produce from a female Rat or a large oversied rodent Mouse

Yum, this malk sure is tasty sir!

by t0nyz April 26, 2007

Malk

When you ejaculate too hard and some cum comes out after you already came.

Whoa my girl just ate my malk

by JP Wollner January 07, 2021

MALK

An Organic plant based milk company based in Texas offering Almond and Pecan milks.

I use MALK instead of cow's milk for my cereal.

by MALK ORGANICS February 25, 2015