macspreading

Spreading and/or showing off your 15" MacBook Pro all over the coffee table

That guy in a turtleneck was totally macspreading his newest MacBook at Starbucks this morning.

by nilsibøii90 September 27, 2017

Momspreading

Can be seen in any public space, usually on buses or other place people like to sit down. Very similar to manspreading, but involves bags and other things carried by mothers to care for their little darlings, usually in excess.

I would really like to sit down, but that bitch has a serious momspreading situation going on there.

by Butch March 15, 2015

manspreading

The act of men spreading legs - particularly on a subway train - to create space for genitalia, which has come under fire by certain feminist-leaners who insist the practice takes up too much room on crowded trains.

The dudes took up all the damned space with their manspreading.

by Terry Heaton December 21, 2014

manspreading

When a man sits down without having his legs so tightly together he cuts off the blood supply to his genitals and his balls drop off.

James sat down on the train, his legs at an angle of approximately 10 degrees. He is manspreading! James is everything wrong with modern society, is a despicable misogynist and is entirely to blame for the patriarchy.

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Manspreading

A natural position in which a man is spreading his legs apart so that he doesn't damage his reproductive organs. Unfortunately some snowflake feminists are a making a big deal about this that somehow this causes oppression while women can cover the whole seat of a subway train with her bags and purses and creating more burdens for other people.

A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.

by Deadmojo January 20, 2019

Manspreading

Another way for women to start a big issue with men

Feminist 1: this guy on the bus is Manspreading
Feminist 2: we need to submit a video saying how we were sexually assaulted

by Meninistsagainstfeminists January 12, 2017

manspreading

spreading your legs when you sit down so as to not sit on your balls

Sorry for manspreading, I just need room for my boys to play.

by MakeMemesNotWar June 2, 2017