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1. A woman who turns a relationship with a bad father or husband into a political agenda, seeking not equality, but revenge.

2. A woman who decries the supposed misogyny of men by bashing everything masculine in sight.

3. An obsequious man, who parrots whatever he thinks will earn the approval and attention of women.

4. All of the above.
Margie attended the feminist rally, then put her son on ritalin and bad mouthed his father till the boy hated him.
by TheHappyMisogynist April 21, 2009
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They say they want equality for both men and women but really they want is supremacy over men. They also pass laws like Vawa . Violence Against Women Act discriminates against men by taking a woman's side during a dispute and label men as the victimizers and the women as the victims.They have set up shop in domestic violence shelters where they promote divorce, marriage breakup, hatred of men, and false accusations. They also have funding for women.Yup over one billion tax dollars are going to these hypocrites. Anyways I can go on and on with they're hypocrisy but i stop it at that.
Feminists want to be treated like a lady yet equal which is having your cake and eat it too.They would say nonsense stuff like a gentleman should treat people with respect even if they don't deserve it or not, which means they're saying men to treat them as equal even though they're different than men and claiming to be equal.Why they say gentlmen well because they want men to give them special treatments.
by Why do people do these things? October 24, 2012
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The result of allowing a woman to come into contact with anything outside of the kitchen. This leads her to go meet with like-minded women, parading around the city, whining about how they "... are women oppressed by the sexist males running this country."
The simple solution to stopping a feminist is to slap them stupid, order the bitch to get back to the kitchen and make you a goddamn sandwich, followed by preventing her from leaving the kitchen, just as nature intended.
Guy 1) "Ever since my wife went to the Christmas Party, I've had to lock her in the house so she doesn't sneak off to a Women's Rights meeting."

Guy 2) "Having a feminist for a wife must be awful".
by TheToastman December 01, 2010
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A total bitch that that thinks she deserves all the perks of a man but without the responsibilities. A fat dyke bitch on her period that doesn't want to admit that it's harder in a man's world.
Dude: I'm a dude. I have a descent job that pays pretty good. I worked hard in school, and studied alot to earn this position. I had to make alot of setbacks to get a descen education, and to go to school. It was a long, hard few years, but I am very happy with how my life is now.
Feminist cunt nazi bitch: I'm a feminist. I don't stop complaining. My whole life I used liberal guilt to get the things I want. I have afancy car because I got it cheaper after calling the dealer sexist because I didn't have enough money. I got a job when, even though the person I was in competition with was more competent and had better credentials (who happened to be a man); I called my employer a sexist for hiring a man. I got a doctorate at Harvard 'cause I called the dean sexist for not letting me into the school, and sued him for 100,000 dollars, and won. I used the settlement to go to Havard. Even though I was horribly underqualified. I got straight A's all my 12 years because I threatened to start a lawsuit against my teachers.
by Colin H. Christ July 10, 2008
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A person who holds that inequality exists between men and women, with women being treated as the inferior sex. American Feminists accomplished much in the 20th century, winning the write to vote, to work, and taking major steps towards total gender equality(we still aren't there, but the inequalities go both ways).

From it's very inception, there was bound to be problems down the road. If you have a ideology solely dedicated to solving the problems faced by one gender, it's going to ignore the problems faced by the opposite sex. For instance, child custody, prison sentences(women on average get 40% less prison time for equivalent crimes), cases of abuse(males being abused is seen as joke in american society), and divorce. Females in the USA hold a major edge over males in these areas, and yet I've never seen any feminists protests or even bring up any of these inequalities.

There still many places on earth where the term "patriarchy" would serve as an apt description of how women are treated. But when it comes to first world nations, especially the US, patriarchy just doesn't cut it.

One would think that any true feminist would focus on helping women in places where acid is thrown on a girl's face if she leaves home without her husband, instead of focusing on how the media "sexualizes" women, or how this movie portrays women as weak or that game portrays women as horny bimbos.

Just seems a bit silly to me.
Feminist 1: "This magazine portrays women nothing but fuck toys for the Patriarchy"

Feminist 2: " I would love to go protest the horrid living conditions of women in Iran, but that new movie came out that features a women who has sex a lot. It must be saying that all women are just sluts! We must stop the patriarchy from oppressing us!
by Spartacus 1244 January 17, 2013
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A supporter of the advancement of women. Like Sarah Palin, for example. Or maybe not because, apparently, Palin is not sufficiently on board with the misandrist, neo-Marxist caricature of itself that modern feminism has become.
Feminists support women so long as they are left wing nut jobs.
by Jane Prendergast September 14, 2008
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Feminists believe in equal rights between men and women, but if they had their way all men would be living in summers eating whatever shit flows our way while all women live in the lap of luxury. They also take chivalry as a personally insult, believe all domestic violence cases involve a man hurting a woman and want every think to be politically correct/in no way manly/pro-feminism.(cured beef instead of beef jerky, lunberperson instead of lumberjack, goddesses instead of women
Case 1:Shopping
Me: Here, let me hold this door for you.
Girl: Why thank you:)

Me: Here, let me hold this door for-
Feminist: Oh so you think because I'm a woman I'm incapable of opening doors myself?!?
Me: No I'm just trying to be a gentle-
Feminist: You chauvinistic asshole! All you men are the same! Hmph!(knees my in the balls and runs away)
Me: (weakly and high-pitched) I was just trying to be a nice guy...

Case 2:Date
Waiter: Here is your bill.
Girl: (Pulls out wallet)
Me: (Gives waiter credit card) Here, let me handle this.
Girl: Thanks!(gives me kiss)

Waiter: Here is your bill.
Feminist: (pulls out wallet)
Me: (gives waiter credit card)Here, let me handle-
Feminist: (takes credit card from waiters hand) What you think because I'm a woman I can't pay for this food?
Me: No, I just wanted to be a gent;e-
Feminist: You sexist piece of #$%& !(knees me in the balls and gets out of chair)This date is over!(stomps out of restaurant, shoving every guy she walks past)
Me: (weakly and high-pitched) I was just trying to-
Waiter: I feel your pain man. Don't worry, she was a lesbian anyway.
Me: Seriourly?
Waiter; Yeah, she's *$%&ed over more girls than breast cancer.
by Tierra del Flamers March 15, 2009
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