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1. A woman who turns a relationship with a bad father or husband into a political agenda, seeking not equality, but revenge.

2. A woman who decries the supposed misogyny of men by bashing everything masculine in sight.

3. An obsequious man, who parrots whatever he thinks will earn the approval and attention of women.

4. All of the above.
Margie attended the feminist rally, then put her son on ritalin and bad mouthed his father till the boy hated him.
by TheHappyMisogynist April 21, 2009
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A sexist, male hating individual, solely concerned with female supremacy and the denigration of all males and boys. A compulsive neurotic individual that claims positive discrimination is not sexist or dicrimnation against one half society.
Sufferers from severe cognitive dissonace while overdosing on "female Victimhoof Complex".
Condems any action taken by any male as being sexist, mysogynistic while they practise precisely the same methods.

A male hater of the first degree.
Feminists hate all men.
Feminists only promote female issues while they claim to be for equality.
A feminist condemns anyone and everyone who does not possess a vagina.
by Christianj162000. November 25, 2011
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They say they want equality for both men and women but really they want is supremacy over men. They also pass laws like Vawa . Violence Against Women Act discriminates against men by taking a woman's side during a dispute and label men as the victimizers and the women as the victims.They have set up shop in domestic violence shelters where they promote divorce, marriage breakup, hatred of men, and false accusations. They also have funding for women.Yup over one billion tax dollars are going to these hypocrites. Anyways I can go on and on with they're hypocrisy but i stop it at that.
Feminists want to be treated like a lady yet equal which is having your cake and eat it too.They would say nonsense stuff like a gentleman should treat people with respect even if they don't deserve it or not, which means they're saying men to treat them as equal even though they're different than men and claiming to be equal.Why they say gentlmen well because they want men to give them special treatments.
by Why do people do these things? October 24, 2012
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A Feminist can be defined as a woman who is too functionally retarded(slow) to understand the the basic roles which have been biologically programmed into every mammal over the course of billions of years of evolutionary perfection. According to Feminists, nature is sexist and discriminatory towards women because evolution has given them the role of a nurturer instead of a provider(such as men). The most common cause of feminism is the lack of a strong father figure while growing up, which then leads to confusion in terms of their gender orientated roles(ie. father didn't directly provide for the child because mommy left him). Another cause for Feminism is social pressure, as Feminism has become the norm in most of North America and Europe. Due to this peer pressure, women who grew up in strong, healthy families are shunned by those who have grown up in broken families, until they too behave in such a manner (Misandric).

This leads to the great question: "Who is oppressing who?" could it be possible that women are oppressing their own gender?

The common Feminist can be misleading, especially the educated feminist who grew up in a privileged family(The hipster Feminist). While they wage war on men, they claim they want "equality".

Which leads to the next question: "In Western society, in which way is a female not equal to a man?".

Perhaps they are more privileged than men? Maybe they have huge social, political, legal, and financial advantages over men?
Gender orientated roles:

In all species of mammals, the female raises their offspring and feeds them breast milk, that's just their natural roles.

Lets look at wolves. Everybody loves wolves, right?

While the female is pregnant with it's offspring, she takes shelter in her den and rests while the male goes out to hunt for food and protect the den from outside threats, such as other wolves, raccoons, etc.

After the female has given birth, she stays with the pups for many months only leaving occasionally to drink water or hunt small pray such as mice, while the male continues to provide for the family and protect them.

Now we have women here(feminists), who believe these roles that have been biological programmed into every mammal is sexist, and they believe they can just change nature to their likings. They want to be exactly identical to men, if not superior(quite a few mentally + emotionally unstable womenfeminists have come up with very sadistic and twisted "solutions" for this "problem").
by the_mind_is_matter August 30, 2012
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See Bat Shit Insane.
Feminists believe in equal rights between men and women, but if they had their way all men would be living in summers eating whatever shit flows our way while all women live in the lap of luxury. They also take chivalry as a personally insult, believe all domestic violence cases involve a man hurting a woman and want every think to be politically correct/in no way manly/pro-feminism.(cured beef instead of beef jerky, lunberperson instead of lumberjack, goddesses instead of women
Case 1:Shopping
Me: Here, let me hold this door for you.
Girl: Why thank you:)

Me: Here, let me hold this door for-
Feminist: Oh so you think because I'm a woman I'm incapable of opening doors myself?!?
Me: No I'm just trying to be a gentle-
Feminist: You chauvinistic asshole! All you men are the same! Hmph!(knees my in the balls and runs away)
Me: (weakly and high-pitched) I was just trying to be a nice guy...

Case 2:Date
Waiter: Here is your bill.
Girl: (Pulls out wallet)
Me: (Gives waiter credit card) Here, let me handle this.
Girl: Thanks!(gives me kiss)

Waiter: Here is your bill.
Feminist: (pulls out wallet)
Me: (gives waiter credit card)Here, let me handle-
Feminist: (takes credit card from waiters hand) What you think because I'm a woman I can't pay for this food?
Me: No, I just wanted to be a gent;e-
Feminist: You sexist piece of #$%& !(knees me in the balls and gets out of chair)This date is over!(stomps out of restaurant, shoving every guy she walks past)
Me: (weakly and high-pitched) I was just trying to-
Waiter: I feel your pain man. Don't worry, she was a lesbian anyway.
Me: Seriourly?
Waiter; Yeah, she's *$%&ed over more girls than breast cancer.
by Tierra del Flamers March 15, 2009
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Feminists are mainly self obsessed fascists, who believe the only way to advance humans is to destroy men, families and most importantly good women.

They also believe that men today should be held responsible for what one man did 10,000 years ago. Because we all know they must be the same person. And want men to beat up other men for no reason.

Note: Feminists are unfortunately not limited to one sex.

Also called children, misandrists and generally stupid.
Male Brain: KNOWLEDGE!

Female Brain: KNOWLEDGE!

Feminist Brain: Fasc-iiiiammmm... insert 50 cents to restart the hate machine 9000...
by Feminist Lover! October 09, 2011
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A total bitch that that thinks she deserves all the perks of a man but without the responsibilities. A fat dyke bitch on her period that doesn't want to admit that it's harder in a man's world.
Dude: I'm a dude. I have a descent job that pays pretty good. I worked hard in school, and studied alot to earn this position. I had to make alot of setbacks to get a descen education, and to go to school. It was a long, hard few years, but I am very happy with how my life is now.
Feminist cunt nazi bitch: I'm a feminist. I don't stop complaining. My whole life I used liberal guilt to get the things I want. I have afancy car because I got it cheaper after calling the dealer sexist because I didn't have enough money. I got a job when, even though the person I was in competition with was more competent and had better credentials (who happened to be a man); I called my employer a sexist for hiring a man. I got a doctorate at Harvard 'cause I called the dean sexist for not letting me into the school, and sued him for 100,000 dollars, and won. I used the settlement to go to Havard. Even though I was horribly underqualified. I got straight A's all my 12 years because I threatened to start a lawsuit against my teachers.
by Colin H. Christ July 10, 2008
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