Definitions by dav3dlegend

Southern Wind 

When you're rimming someone and they fart in your face.

Hahaha, Joe totally got a Southern Wind last night.

Southern Wind by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Crackin' the Kracken 

Masturbating.

"My sister caught me Crackin' the Kracken the other day."
"Awkwaaaaaard!"

Crackin' the Kracken by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Gayming 

Pretending to be gay in order to become "gay best friends" with a girl with the intent of seducing her later.

"Did you hear? John and Sarah are going out!"
"I thought John only liked guys"
"Nah, he was gayming her"

Gayming by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Bend send 

When you spread that your mate is gay with the intention of causing genuinely gay people to hit on him.

"Hey gorgeous... I like my twinks"
"Oh for fuck's sake! Greg has been bend sending again!"

Bend send by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Dodo 

The fat, stupid, ugly, irritating person who none of your mates like but who hangs around with you anyway.

"Jenny is such a dodo. Let's ditch her!"

Dodo by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Hell's ring 

When you've eaten spicy food and doing a shit makes your ass feel like it's on fire.

"Dude, let's go out for some Mexican food."
"You crazy!? I don't want Hell's ring."

Hell's ring by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

manspreading 

When a man sits down without having his legs so tightly together he cuts off the blood supply to his genitals and his balls drop off.

James sat down on the train, his legs at an angle of approximately 10 degrees. He is manspreading! James is everything wrong with modern society, is a despicable misogynist and is entirely to blame for the patriarchy.

manspreading by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015