Gayming

Pretending to be gay in order to become "gay best friends" with a girl with the intent of seducing her later.

"Did you hear? John and Sarah are going out!"
"I thought John only liked guys"
"Nah, he was gayming her"

by dav3dlegend November 04, 2015

Hell's ring

When you've eaten spicy food and doing a shit makes your ass feel like it's on fire.

"Dude, let's go out for some Mexican food."
"You crazy!? I don't want Hell's ring."

by dav3dlegend November 04, 2015

Bend send

When you spread that your mate is gay with the intention of causing genuinely gay people to hit on him.

"Hey gorgeous... I like my twinks"
"Oh for fuck's sake! Greg has been bend sending again!"

by dav3dlegend November 04, 2015

Southern Wind

When you're rimming someone and they fart in your face.

Hahaha, Joe totally got a Southern Wind last night.

by dav3dlegend November 04, 2015

manspreading

When a man sits down without having his legs so tightly together he cuts off the blood supply to his genitals and his balls drop off.

James sat down on the train, his legs at an angle of approximately 10 degrees. He is manspreading! James is everything wrong with modern society, is a despicable misogynist and is entirely to blame for the patriarchy.

by dav3dlegend November 04, 2015

Crackin' the Kracken

Masturbating.

"My sister caught me Crackin' the Kracken the other day."
"Awkwaaaaaard!"

by dav3dlegend November 04, 2015

Dodo

The fat, stupid, ugly, irritating person who none of your mates like but who hangs around with you anyway.

"Jenny is such a dodo. Let's ditch her!"

by dav3dlegend November 04, 2015