turtleneck

Your dick when it's covered by the foreskin.

My turtle head came out when I got horny.

by Cappy1 June 9, 2004

turtleneck

the foreskin(euphemistic)

Be gentle with your turtleneck.

by The Return of Light Joker August 16, 2008

turtleneck

When yo bustin 4 a shit so bad that the log is popping in and out of ur anus, often leaving brown dabs on your underwear

I knew i shoulda had a shit before going to the movies i was turtlenecking for 2 hours and couldnt concentrate!

by simo1981 April 19, 2008

turtleneck

a sweater with an extra long neck to cover those hickies

Did you see Karen's wearing a turtleneck??

In July?! She must be hiding lovebites!

by angelofrelevance April 28, 2020

turtleneck

What uncircumsized French men call their sheath. Also can be referred to as a skin sweater.

"You guys will need coats, but I won't, I've got on my turtleneck"

by Straci September 5, 2007

turtleneck

a type of shirt worn by either men or women and can show actual size of womens breast as it doesn't hide or minimize the breast so for plus sized women or big breast women you'll be a mans eye candy and your fully clothed

turtleneck

by todd thiner1 January 12, 2010

turtleneck

when you rip off the top of a condom so it is just covering your shaft, while the head gets free reign to bust a nut anywhere. typically used to maximize pleasure and plant your seed without the girl's consent.

"I turtlenecked that bitch last night dog. Planted that seed no doubt!"

by The Greek Gods April 17, 2007