A dumb app that apparently lets people let out their deep secrets to the internet while anonymous. It really isn't that useful as apparently it is used by people who are rather disturbing or had disturbing experiences that normally these people wouldn't share with their friends, family, or anything in public that can get you identified. It is used more for circlejerking to folks who have a ultra dramatic life or conforms to a teenagers fantasy nightmare. Overall it is a crap site that serves no purpose.
Whisper User: Oh i am gonna type on whisper that I was once molested by my uncle when i was five and that normally i wouldn't share this to anyone i know but i will post this on whisper!
by Deadmojo July 27, 2018
"A guy named Marty McShuffle travels to colonial america and sleeps with a prostitute.
Marty: Man, who could ever knew that colonial women were so easy get laid with.
Prostitute: Marty, do you want to know my name?
Marty: Sure
Prostitute: My name is Jane McShuffle.
Marty: OMG! I just fucked my great-great-great grandma! I am now an incestor!
Marty: Man, who could ever knew that colonial women were so easy get laid with.
Prostitute: Marty, do you want to know my name?
Marty: Sure
Prostitute: My name is Jane McShuffle.
Marty: OMG! I just fucked my great-great-great grandma! I am now an incestor!
by Deadmojo February 08, 2019
A youtuber and tiktok influencer who is famous for doing short videos on celebrity gossip and doing random polls about politics, lifestyles, and culture. He appears informative discussing any random news or facts about a celebrity.
But in reality, he is basically a youtube version of TMZ or any tabloid media organization that relies on (a bit non-toxic) celebrity gossip to gain views. He shows some forms of narcissism and pretentiousness.
But in reality, he is basically a youtube version of TMZ or any tabloid media organization that relies on (a bit non-toxic) celebrity gossip to gain views. He shows some forms of narcissism and pretentiousness.
Charles Peralo is famous for doing youtube shorts on celebrity news or random facts.
But in reality, he is a youtube version of any tabloid show or magazine. Though he uses facts rather than rumors or false information
But in reality, he is a youtube version of any tabloid show or magazine. Though he uses facts rather than rumors or false information
by Deadmojo July 13, 2023
A mindless cesspool of people doing circlejerk memes and topics like r/politics or r/atheism and many people make rather unfunny memes or jokes that are only funny if you have a low IQ. The community is toxic and there has been rising tensions for the political subreddits and honestly it is not an intellectual safe haven, it is like a neutered 4chan and will drive you crazy over the stupidity of reddit users and their stupid threads.
Reddit user 1: Haha Donald Trump is a wacko!
Reddit user 2: Nuh uh, crooked hillary is!
Reddit user 3: religion is for dumb dumbs
Reddit user 4: atheist are pretentious cunts
Reddit user 2: Nuh uh, crooked hillary is!
Reddit user 3: religion is for dumb dumbs
Reddit user 4: atheist are pretentious cunts
by Deadmojo July 14, 2018
A natural position in which a man is spreading his legs apart so that he doesn't damage his reproductive organs. Unfortunately some snowflake feminists are a making a big deal about this that somehow this causes oppression while women can cover the whole seat of a subway train with her bags and purses and creating more burdens for other people.
A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.
by Deadmojo January 21, 2019
A rather unfunny show that has a vocal and rabid fanbase who proclaim that this show is the ultimate Godsend in western animation. They claim the show's touch on subjects like social, political, and cultural issues in their satire and how crude and crass the humor can be is like the pinnacle of comedy and adult animation.
When in reality it is just a show with 10-year-old kids cussing and using potty humor (i.e. sapient turd) and using wacky ideas for their form of "humor". The show's creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone admittingly do have so ingenious ways of telling jokes (i.e. Book of Mormon) and the first few seasons of SP did have surprisingly deep topics in the late 90s and early 2000s, the last 5 seasons in this decade have become a shadow of its former self. And this is coming from a former hardcore fan who religiously watched seasons 1-17.
I've come to realize that some of the humor hasn't aged well because let's be honest, children cussing and using toilet humor is something for virgin 14-year-old edgelords who think they are all cool and shit. It is no longer a shocking and revolutionary thing anymore. I've also noticed that moral guardians and public officials don't freak out over it as they used to in the late 90s, the public has grown used to SP's shenanigans that you've realized that the show's only legacy is the amount of shock and controversy it had in its heyday rather than the show's own merit (if they had one, to begin with).
When in reality it is just a show with 10-year-old kids cussing and using potty humor (i.e. sapient turd) and using wacky ideas for their form of "humor". The show's creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone admittingly do have so ingenious ways of telling jokes (i.e. Book of Mormon) and the first few seasons of SP did have surprisingly deep topics in the late 90s and early 2000s, the last 5 seasons in this decade have become a shadow of its former self. And this is coming from a former hardcore fan who religiously watched seasons 1-17.
I've come to realize that some of the humor hasn't aged well because let's be honest, children cussing and using toilet humor is something for virgin 14-year-old edgelords who think they are all cool and shit. It is no longer a shocking and revolutionary thing anymore. I've also noticed that moral guardians and public officials don't freak out over it as they used to in the late 90s, the public has grown used to SP's shenanigans that you've realized that the show's only legacy is the amount of shock and controversy it had in its heyday rather than the show's own merit (if they had one, to begin with).
A typical South Park episode:
Kyle: I love swiss cheese
Cartman: STFU you filthy jew! Jews can't like swiss cheese!
Kenny: Mrrrbbflffkflkdlfkfld
Stan: I am the main character of the show and I don't know what to say in this situation. Oh well, fuck shit cunt tits fart shit mcnuggets!
Kyle: I love swiss cheese
Cartman: STFU you filthy jew! Jews can't like swiss cheese!
Kenny: Mrrrbbflffkflkdlfkfld
Stan: I am the main character of the show and I don't know what to say in this situation. Oh well, fuck shit cunt tits fart shit mcnuggets!
by Deadmojo April 01, 2019
A person who is prejudiced for a good reason: He/she is against those who have bad manners, are illiterate, unintelligent, and uneducated. People who are crude, vulgar, and are amoral and are active in terrible behaviors. There's nothing wrong with being a classicist when there are people who are truly abhorrent and are the scourge of society. It's not classicism if those who are of the lower class have less flattering traits that most people would not subscribe for.
Working class bill: I like never bathe and I only watch television while drinking a lot and being rude to people.
Normal Rick: You are scum
Working class bill: Hey fuck you classicist
Normal Rick: Well I have better standards and have better morals than you do. You piece of lice infested crap.
Normal Rick: You are scum
Working class bill: Hey fuck you classicist
Normal Rick: Well I have better standards and have better morals than you do. You piece of lice infested crap.
by Deadmojo April 30, 2019