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Classicist

A person who is prejudiced for a good reason: He/she is against those who have bad manners, are illiterate, unintelligent, and uneducated. People who are crude, vulgar, and are amoral and are active in terrible behaviors. There's nothing wrong with being a classicist when there are people who are truly abhorrent and are the scourge of society. It's not classicism if those who are of the lower class have less flattering traits that most people would not subscribe for.
Working class bill: I like never bathe and I only watch television while drinking a lot and being rude to people.
Normal Rick: You are scum
Working class bill: Hey fuck you classicist
Normal Rick: Well I have better standards and have better morals than you do. You piece of lice infested crap.
by Deadmojo April 30, 2019
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South Park

A rather unfunny show that has a vocal and rabid fanbase who proclaim that this show is the ultimate Godsend in western animation. They claim the show's touch on subjects like social, political, and cultural issues in their satire and how crude and crass the humor can be is like the pinnacle of comedy and adult animation.

When in reality it is just a show with 10-year-old kids cussing and using potty humor (i.e. sapient turd) and using wacky ideas for their form of "humor". The show's creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone admittingly do have so ingenious ways of telling jokes (i.e. Book of Mormon) and the first few seasons of SP did have surprisingly deep topics in the late 90s and early 2000s, the last 5 seasons in this decade have become a shadow of its former self. And this is coming from a former hardcore fan who religiously watched seasons 1-17.

I've come to realize that some of the humor hasn't aged well because let's be honest, children cussing and using toilet humor is something for virgin 14-year-old edgelords who think they are all cool and shit. It is no longer a shocking and revolutionary thing anymore. I've also noticed that moral guardians and public officials don't freak out over it as they used to in the late 90s, the public has grown used to SP's shenanigans that you've realized that the show's only legacy is the amount of shock and controversy it had in its heyday rather than the show's own merit (if they had one, to begin with).
A typical South Park episode:
Kyle: I love swiss cheese
Cartman: STFU you filthy jew! Jews can't like swiss cheese!
Kenny: Mrrrbbflffkflkdlfkfld
Stan: I am the main character of the show and I don't know what to say in this situation. Oh well, fuck shit cunt tits fart shit mcnuggets!
by Deadmojo April 1, 2019
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quora

In contrast to what other people say, Quora is a great website for great intellectual discussions that help foster a great diverse range of ideas. Whether it be conservative, liberal, anarchist, capitalist or marxist it allows almost all types of discussions of all kinds of ideas. It is a better alternative to Yahoo Answers.
Dude I need to ask some questions but i don't want to use yahoo answers
Go and use Quora and you can find some engaging discussions that can help improve your mind.
by Deadmojo January 10, 2018
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Kevin Spacey

The act of a man sexually assaulting other men while in a work place or a bar and declaring that your gay as a cover up for your misbehavior.
Peter: Man, did you see that guy who would dry hump us at the office every day?
Nate: Yeah, what news about him?
Peter: He pulled out a Kevin Spacey.
Nate: So?
Peter: He's gay!
Nate: So what? He's still a pervert!
by Deadmojo January 13, 2018
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Fortnite

The World of Warcraft of the 2010s. Just like WoW, it has become a smashing success right upon release with a mass following and a polarizing reception from the general public which includes parents, moral guardians, non-gamers, and other types of detractors.
Bob: What is Fortnite?
Jerry: A game that is basically WoW 2.0
by Deadmojo December 2, 2018
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CSI

A rather overrated tv show that someone lots of people like despite having the shallowest plotlines of any television. The average episode is like this: Someone dies, Crime scene people examine the corpse, someone makes a witty remark about the death, they find some suspects, they interrogate the person with the same dialogue they used the previous episode, the person admits to somehow not kill-but-in-the-same-time killed the person, then they find the real culprit and rinse and repeat for 12 fucking straight seasons! Honestly, how can a show last for 12 years using the same copy paste story every single goddamn episode!

Says a lot of the American public tbh. Meanwhile, clever shows like The Wire get lots of praise but low ratings (show only lasted for 5 seasons compared to CSI who lasted for 12!) and get canceled after a few years of airing due to the dumb masses wanted to watch stupid recycled crap instead of clever and informative tv. To quote Fry from Futurama: "But that's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared."
A typical episode of CSI:
A body is found,
The team covers the corpse and make a corny joke about the nature of the death
They search for some suspects and bring in some people in an interrogation room
They grill on the person until he/she admits knowing how the person died and who is the killer
They find the real culprit and arrest him/her and cue the next episode of the same exact shit happening again and again.
by Deadmojo October 18, 2018
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Reddit

A mindless cesspool of people doing circlejerk memes and topics like r/politics or r/atheism and many people make rather unfunny memes or jokes that are only funny if you have a low IQ. The community is toxic and there has been rising tensions for the political subreddits and honestly it is not an intellectual safe haven, it is like a neutered 4chan and will drive you crazy over the stupidity of reddit users and their stupid threads.
Reddit user 1: Haha Donald Trump is a wacko!
Reddit user 2: Nuh uh, crooked hillary is!
Reddit user 3: religion is for dumb dumbs
Reddit user 4: atheist are pretentious cunts
by Deadmojo July 13, 2018
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