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lomack is a on going person, once you get to know him he because one of if not the best friend you’ll find. He can be very charming and acts like an innocent child but once he introduced to fuck tards like Ryan,Niko,Andrew and lewis his inner demon shows, he will become less innocent and will make the best jokes ever.

Lomack’s also like sucking big dicks 6-9 inches and can never hold a strong relationship. He is the life of any party and is like the child of any friends group
“dam look at lomack, he be getting all them bitches
lomack by Lomack has a phat ass November 22, 2021
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#1 Honing device installed in vehicles. Police are able to locate your vehicle with this device if the vehicle is stolen.
#1 My car got hijacked, good thing I had Lojack installed, the police found it in 15 minutes.
lojack by D April 9, 2005
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Weed Lojacker 

A friend who never fails to show up just as your lighting your head blunt.
He's definitly a weed lojacker, he always knows.
Weed Lojacker by PrincessNursie August 11, 2010
To stalk or to be obsessive about someone. Originally a brand name for an anti-theft device used by police to track down stolen vehicles.
I swear that girl has you lojacked.
lojack by Kats June 8, 2003

Vasyl Lomachenko 

Ukrainian professional boxer and former Olympic star, born in Odessa, Soviet Union in 1988.

Two-time Olympic gold medallist, winning in 2008 and 2012 at featherweight and lightweight respectively, and former two-time World Amateur Champion. Generally regarded as one of the greatest amateur fighters of all time, having ended his distinguished career with a record of 396-1 and twice avenging a sole defeat.

Turned professional in 2013 and in 2014, in what was only his third bout, defeated American Gary Russell, Jr. via majority decision to capture the vacant WBO World Featherweight title. In doing so he became only the second boxer to win a world title after just three fights. A seven round destruction of the highly rated and previously undefeated Nicholas Walters followed, subsequently elevating him amongst the world’s leading pound for pound fighters.

Reports of a proposed mega-fight with fellow amateur legend Guillermo Rigondeaux - widely touted as one of the sport’s outstanding matchups - surfaced in 2016, but talks broke down over a suitable catchweight and thus far the fight has yet to be materialise.
Vasyl Lomachenko is a P4P number one fighter in the making..
Vasyl Lomachenko by Slimemon March 29, 2017
a conjunction joining the words loser and ballsack
Minelli is a real losack when she ignores us to spend time with that losack Wally G.
losack by Agent S December 10, 2004

louisville lojack 

the act of inserting a small gps unit into the ass during sex. Then monitoring the whereabouts of your partner.
Johnny suspected his girlfriend was cheating.So he gave her the louisville lojack.
louisville lojack by fluffywhite October 3, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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