losack

a conjunction joining the words loser and ballsack

Minelli is a real losack when she ignores us to spend time with that losack Wally G.

by Agent S December 10, 2004

lolsacks

A general term of amusement.

John: I tripped over my Pokeball the other day.
Robert: Lolsacks.

by XenoPistach March 25, 2008

lojack

#1 Honing device installed in vehicles. Police are able to locate your vehicle with this device if the vehicle is stolen.

#1 My car got hijacked, good thing I had Lojack installed, the police found it in 15 minutes.

by D April 9, 2005

Weed Lojacker

A friend who never fails to show up just as your lighting your head blunt.

He's definitly a weed lojacker, he always knows.

by PrincessNursie August 11, 2010

lojack

To stalk or to be obsessive about someone. Originally a brand name for an anti-theft device used by police to track down stolen vehicles.

I swear that girl has you lojacked.

by Kats June 8, 2003

louisville lojack

the act of inserting a small gps unit into the ass during sex. Then monitoring the whereabouts of your partner.

Johnny suspected his girlfriend was cheating.So he gave her the louisville lojack.

by fluffywhite October 3, 2008

lojack

#2 A wedding ring or wedding band.

Awe man, he was so hot, too bad he's got a lojack.

by D April 9, 2005