Not to be confused with weed . A weed is a cigarette. Not used very often anymore. But the "a" at the beginning makes all the difference.
Hey man, pass me a weed.
by Kadla August 7, 2006
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A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.
I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.
by Ferdinand The Fungus September 13, 2021
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The WEEDS is a Blues & rock n roll band that was propagated in 1987 in Victoria, Vacouver island B.C. Canada,"the Garden city". The WEEDS in over 20 years of developing their roots on the island have played everything from motorcycle shows, to dog shows, pubs and clubs,special events, (and some not so special),and lots of fun biker dances, and even paid practices. Thanks to all who have helped them info @
The WEEDS blues & rock n roll band playing for you for over 20 years and still having fun!!
by The WEEDS February 8, 2009
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A funny plant that makes you stare at a wall for 10 minutes until you realize that’s not the tv.
Weed exists
by Lluma July 27, 2021
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Weed, Some drug that people search up on the Urban Dictionary to find different meanings of and waste their time. We know what it is.
1: Got some weed?
2: What’s that? Ima search it up on the Urban Dictionary to be cool!
1: Smh
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Girl: Chris is that a weed?
Chris: No it's a-
Girl: I'm calling the police.
*Typing 911 into a microwave*
Chris: No, That wont wor-
Operator: 911 What's your emergency.
*Chris questions life*

Weed. Yeah.
by MaximusIsHereNow May 19, 2021
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