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#1 Honing device installed in vehicles. Police are able to locate your vehicle with this device if the vehicle is stolen.

#1 My car got hijacked, good thing I had Lojack installed, the police found it in 15 minutes.

lojack by D April 9, 2005

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lojack

To stalk or to be obsessive about someone. Originally a brand name for an anti-theft device used by police to track down stolen vehicles.

I swear that girl has you lojacked.

lojack by Kats June 8, 2003

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lojack

#2 A wedding ring or wedding band.

Awe man, he was so hot, too bad he's got a lojack.

lojack by D April 9, 2005

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louisville lojack

the act of inserting a small gps unit into the ass during sex. Then monitoring the whereabouts of your partner.

Johnny suspected his girlfriend was cheating.So he gave her the louisville lojack.

louisville lojack by fluffywhite October 3, 2008

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Kojak LoJack

How da famous NYC detective tracks his vehicle and other valuables if they get stolen.

If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???

Kojak LoJack by QuacksO May 23, 2021

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Lujack

Legal slang, when you dump a case you don’t want onto somebody else.

Used in The Practice, Season 3 Episode 12

“She tripped a case to Eugene now he’s Lujacking Rebecca”

Lujack by Dandy Dan the Candy Man August 17, 2020

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Weed Lojacker

A friend who never fails to show up just as your lighting your head blunt.

He's definitly a weed lojacker, he always knows.

Weed Lojacker by PrincessNursie August 11, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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