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A Eastern European criminal who can do fucking do anything. He can spawn helicopters in front of him like Jesus and he loves going Bowling with his cousin Roman. He also cannot die, he just passes out after falling 120,000,000 feet.
Niko! It's your cousin Roman lets go bowling!
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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"Niko" To be loved by a man in an unforgettable, unsurvivable way.

A Niko isn't just a man, he is a mystery. His scent is mesmerizing, maybe like wind on a raining storming night but hard to define, which makes it even more captivating. Niko holds your face in his hands looking so deeply into your eyes that it goes to your soul. He does this while he makes love to you, making you feel like you are the most precious beautiful creature he has ever touched. He can fuck you for hours like a reckless caveman too. His naked body is perfect, beautiful, sexy and works every time. He has boundless imagination and energy in the bedroom. Niko will never be unfaithful to you. If a sexy woman is talking to him, He'll pull you close and introduce you as his girlfriend. Anytime you are with Niko is a sweet time, watching TV, cooking together or having sex, It's all magical--all of it. A Niko hides pretty foiled covered chocolates in your coat pockets in the winter. You find them in the most unexpected times, each time it stops you cold and makes your heart almost hurt, it's so damn sweet. He sends cookies in the mail for your sick dog. Niko makes his woman feel more beautiful than she really is, because he sees her that way. When you make love with Niko you fall into a heavenly state that you'll never see again with anyone else. He is a great love, a big love, a giant unforgettable, soul melting, irreplaceable love. If you lose your Niko, he will haunt your days and nights.
He "Nikoed" her. She had the time of her life.

"Oh mom!!! He's such a Niko!!!!!"
by ellennelly November 13, 2011
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A cute athlete that is heart warming and is a excellent boyfriend. He knows just what to say to make you happy.
1. Niko is so nice!
2. I wish he was my boyfriend
by donotjudgekadimarie January 06, 2016
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Niko is a French adjective to qualify someone close to perfection. It is used to talk about semi-god or very beautiful men AND very modest people as well.
"Have you seen the new intern at AL ? He's such a Niko..."
"I would love to tap that Niko"
by Garni July 26, 2006
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Niko loves his special sauce (cum) who is a big boi chungus and likes to smoke weed by the ton. He has had sex with everyone in the world and was in your mother’s bed last night. He is an epic god who rapes everyone in his way and fucks you doggie style. He never stops fucking you, and also is the reason why most couples divorce (Niko has sex with your mother/father/other, and your mother/father/other decides to his/her/it’s mate to hook up with Niko), although most think that having Niko as your sex buddy is unachievable and impossible. He has enough power to wield the Infinity Gauntlet and once bet Thanos in a fistfight. He fucked Thanos after this, and then proceeded to fuck Shaggy and Big Chungus. Niko has a 98.67 cm dick which he masturbates every night (and while walking on the street). In conclusion, Niko is the ultimate being who is sweeter than Colombian cocaine and is always smoking weed. But watch out, because he will fuck everyone in his path and you, the mother fucking wanker reading this, watch out, because you are next on Niko’s rape list...
Sexy Woman: “Oh... Oh... OH!”
Other Woman: “What are you doing?”
Sexy Woman: “Oh, sorry. I was masturbating my vagina because I was thinking about how hard Niko fucked me last night, and the night before, and the night before...”
Other Woman: “Oh... Oh... OH!!!”
Sexy Woman: “Are you masturbating too?”
Other Woman: “Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking about how unlucky I am because I haven’t been fucked by Niko, so I started masturbating.”
Niko (walks in, smoking marijuana): “Well, consider yourself lucky, because dis sexy big boi Chungus just walked in the room!”
by YourMumGei August 05, 2019
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Nikos is the character on TV that appears to be the underdog but once you get to know him is breathtaking. Nikos has the most honest eyes that melt like caramel. His smile is straight out of a cheesy Taylor Swift song. He is creative, and shy, but deep down a really great person. Even if he himself doesn't recognize it. He is naturally hilarious, but has so much more natural charm than he lets on. He really cares- if you ever meet Nikos remember he is worth knowing/loving.
"I just met a Nikos- total catch!"
by lorelaigilheartsalf June 23, 2013
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