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A Eastern European criminal who can do fucking do anything. He can spawn helicopters in front of him like Jesus and he loves going Bowling with his cousin Roman. He also cannot die, he just passes out after falling 120,000,000 feet.
Niko! It's your cousin Roman lets go bowling!
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Feb 26 Word of the Day
Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
by Sexucator February 08, 2021
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"Niko" To be loved by a man in an unforgettable, unsurvivable way.

A Niko isn't just a man, he is a mystery. His scent is mesmerizing, maybe like wind on a raining storming night but hard to define, which makes it even more captivating. Niko holds your face in his hands looking so deeply into your eyes that it goes to your soul. He does this while he makes love to you, making you feel like you are the most precious beautiful creature he has ever touched. He can fuck you for hours like a reckless caveman too. His naked body is perfect, beautiful, sexy and works every time. He has boundless imagination and energy in the bedroom. Niko will never be unfaithful to you. If a sexy woman is talking to him, He'll pull you close and introduce you as his girlfriend. Anytime you are with Niko is a sweet time, watching TV, cooking together or having sex, It's all magical--all of it. A Niko hides pretty foiled covered chocolates in your coat pockets in the winter. You find them in the most unexpected times, each time it stops you cold and makes your heart almost hurt, it's so damn sweet. He sends cookies in the mail for your sick dog. Niko makes his woman feel more beautiful than she really is, because he sees her that way. When you make love with Niko you fall into a heavenly state that you'll never see again with anyone else. He is a great love, a big love, a giant unforgettable, soul melting, irreplaceable love. If you lose your Niko, he will haunt your days and nights.
He "Nikoed" her. She had the time of her life.

"Oh mom!!! He's such a Niko!!!!!"
by ellennelly November 13, 2011
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A cute athlete that is heart warming and is a excellent boyfriend. He knows just what to say to make you happy.
1. Niko is so nice!
2. I wish he was my boyfriend
by donotjudgekadimarie January 06, 2016
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Niko is a French adjective to qualify someone close to perfection. It is used to talk about semi-god or very beautiful men AND very modest people as well.
"Have you seen the new intern at AL ? He's such a Niko..."
"I would love to tap that Niko"
by Garni July 26, 2006
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Nikos is the character on TV that appears to be the underdog but once you get to know him is breathtaking. Nikos has the most honest eyes that melt like caramel. His smile is straight out of a cheesy Taylor Swift song. He is creative, and shy, but deep down a really great person. Even if he himself doesn't recognize it. He is naturally hilarious, but has so much more natural charm than he lets on. He really cares- if you ever meet Nikos remember he is worth knowing/loving.
"I just met a Nikos- total catch!"
by lorelaigilheartsalf June 23, 2013
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