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lazybitch._ 

Very good person. Makes gacha club videos and cares about followers!
- Hey do you follow Lazybitch._?
- No, I don't.
-You should follow them now. They make amazing content!
lazybitch._ by flami ! March 17, 2021
Words you can keep

Landbitch 

The landbitch never fixes anything! The roof leaks! And she says the reason the toilet backs up is because I use Charmin toilet paper.
Landbitch by Foo Chick September 10, 2011

lazy bitch 

A woman that can not cook clean or go get a job, sits on her ass 24/7 and think she's on due to welfare or her children ssi
Bitch get your lazy ass up and cook lazy bitch
lazy bitch by Got a job November 3, 2015

lazy bitch 

Basically when your bitch is laying around doing nothing and dinner isn't even ready and the house isn't cleaned yet.
"I feel so bad for Tom, he married a real lazy bitch"
lazy bitch by Sourafrodeziac January 29, 2014

Lizbitch 

An amazingly talented young bugaboo who multi-tasks like no other. Contrary to her name, she is nobody's bitch. She is enigmatic, inspiring, and def gets down. Most desirable Doctor in town, gettt ittt! She's gorgeous, umm I mean FLAWLESS! niggah she's about her business!

May at times cuss like a sailor. On the weekends and some weekdays she drinks like a sailor. Most importantly, she knows how to rock the boat, unlike ANY sailor ;)
"Dear Dolly, I'm marrying Drizzy Drake, and you're not." -sincerely, lizbitch.

SASSY BITCH with refined class!
Lizbitch by juicyskittles February 5, 2010

lazy bitch syndrome

(n)noun: when your bitch-ass is so thirsty for government assistance, that you cause bodily harm to yourself or fake a disability for financial aid.
"Did you hear about the chick who poured drain cleaner in her eyes so that she would go blind?!"
"Yeah, that slut has lazy bitch syndrome."
lazy bitch syndrome by shhshelby November 17, 2015
LAZITCH
Friend: Can You Get Me The Remote I Don't Wanna Get Up
You: OMG Stop being such a LAZITCH!!!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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