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Landbitch 

The landbitch never fixes anything! The roof leaks! And she says the reason the toilet backs up is because I use Charmin toilet paper.
Landbitch by Foo Chick September 10, 2011

lazy bitch 

A woman that can not cook clean or go get a job, sits on her ass 24/7 and think she's on due to welfare or her children ssi
Bitch get your lazy ass up and cook lazy bitch
lazy bitch by Got a job November 3, 2015

lazy bitch 

Basically when your bitch is laying around doing nothing and dinner isn't even ready and the house isn't cleaned yet.
"I feel so bad for Tom, he married a real lazy bitch"
lazy bitch by Sourafrodeziac January 29, 2014

Lizbitch 

An amazingly talented young bugaboo who multi-tasks like no other. Contrary to her name, she is nobody's bitch. She is enigmatic, inspiring, and def gets down. Most desirable Doctor in town, gettt ittt! She's gorgeous, umm I mean FLAWLESS! niggah she's about her business!

May at times cuss like a sailor. On the weekends and some weekdays she drinks like a sailor. Most importantly, she knows how to rock the boat, unlike ANY sailor ;)
"Dear Dolly, I'm marrying Drizzy Drake, and you're not." -sincerely, lizbitch.

SASSY BITCH with refined class!
Lizbitch by juicyskittles February 5, 2010

lazy bitch syndrome

(n)noun: when your bitch-ass is so thirsty for government assistance, that you cause bodily harm to yourself or fake a disability for financial aid.
"Did you hear about the chick who poured drain cleaner in her eyes so that she would go blind?!"
"Yeah, that slut has lazy bitch syndrome."
lazy bitch syndrome by shhshelby November 17, 2015
LAZITCH
Friend: Can You Get Me The Remote I Don't Wanna Get Up
You: OMG Stop being such a LAZITCH!!!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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