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to slander someones physical attributes in a profound or abbrupt manner
yo irby im bout to cook ya lil ugly ass boy u look like jabba the hut
by that nigga D September 02, 2008
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One who meddles in the arts of concocting methamphetamines. Typicaly in their own home-made laboratory inside their house or garage.
I am so spun off that shit! Give my compliments to the cook!
by Druhmz November 09, 2005
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Verb: To engage in producting a form of methamphetamine (see Meth.)
Tweaker 1: Hey man, we're out of dope!

Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
by Mr. Sage April 26, 2006
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To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.
"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."

"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."

by anarcissie May 17, 2008
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