2 definitions by Foo Chick
A landlady who's a real bitch.
The landbitch never fixes anything! The roof leaks! And she says the reason the toilet backs up is because I use Charmin toilet paper.
by Foo Chick September 10, 2011
Middle-aged downwardly mobile professional. A middle-aged professional who doesn't expect to ever again earn what they did pre-recession.
by Foo Chick September 10, 2011