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jackolas 

An absolute unit. This person is usually refereed to as the poone god. Steph curry often wishes he could shoot 3’s as well as jackolas. Jackolas is the type of guy to hit a 360 no scope while fucking your bitch. This kid is an absolute machine and the world is lucky have him. P.S. Jackolas is better than everybody 6”5’ and taller.
Wow is that jackolas I heard he’s better than will
jackolas by Gene joat December 2, 2018
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saint jackolas

a devious one, most likely to be found on a checkers board protecting Sir Blanket of Neverland. not a very good guard in fact, as the scent of small children (male more likely) will easily lead him astray. will corner anyone he can and ply them with Jesus Juice.
"an angry bugger, always up for a chase, and never leaves without his prize" - Rob McLean
When you nut so hard from hacking off that you tense up and throw your neck backwards and give yourself a mild case of whiplash.
Damn bro my neck is killing me. Did you jacklash yourself again? Yea damn near put my head through the wall this time.
Jacklash by Dick Onchin November 12, 2020

Jackovasaurus 

An annoying yellow thing that doesn't know how to socialize and the last of its species was found in South Park, Colorado. Also used by the creators of the TV show South Park to make fun of Jar-Jar Binks of Start Wars
Doo wheep! Mesa Jackov! Doo wheep!
Jackovasaurus by Benignvirus June 14, 2004

Jackopass 

When you take a pumpkin to a bar and start making a jackolantern, decide half way through that you are too drunk, so you leave and pass it off on other patrons.
I took a big pumpkin to the pub then totally jackopassed.
Jackopass by golo12re October 30, 2018

jackovasaur 

The most annoying creature in the entire universe. From a horrible episode of South Park.
Jackovasaur mating call: "DOOO-WOOOOOOP!!!!"
jackovasaur by n00b August 14, 2003

Jacklass 

I woman that is a jackass.
A woman that won't suck her boyfriend's dick is a jacklass.
Jacklass by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010