jackolas

An absolute unit. This person is usually refereed to as the poone god. Steph curry often wishes he could shoot 3’s as well as jackolas. Jackolas is the type of guy to hit a 360 no scope while fucking your bitch. This kid is an absolute machine and the world is lucky have him. P.S. Jackolas is better than everybody 6”5’ and taller.

Wow is that jackolas I heard he’s better than will

by Gene joat December 2, 2018

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saint jackolas

a devious one, most likely to be found on a checkers board protecting Sir Blanket of Neverland. not a very good guard in fact, as the scent of small children (male more likely) will easily lead him astray. will corner anyone he can and ply them with Jesus Juice.

"an angry bugger, always up for a chase, and never leaves without his prize" - Rob McLean

by failure33object April 22, 2005

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Jacklash

When you nut so hard from hacking off that you tense up and throw your neck backwards and give yourself a mild case of whiplash.

Damn bro my neck is killing me. Did you jacklash yourself again? Yea damn near put my head through the wall this time.

by Dick Onchin November 12, 2020

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Jackovasaurus

An annoying yellow thing that doesn't know how to socialize and the last of its species was found in South Park, Colorado. Also used by the creators of the TV show South Park to make fun of Jar-Jar Binks of Start Wars

Doo wheep! Mesa Jackov! Doo wheep!

by Benignvirus June 14, 2004

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Jackopass

When you take a pumpkin to a bar and start making a jackolantern, decide half way through that you are too drunk, so you leave and pass it off on other patrons.

I took a big pumpkin to the pub then totally jackopassed.

by golo12re October 30, 2018

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