Blanket

The only think that keeps me safe from the cruel world when Im out of my den of depression. Thank you for your service.

Depression: Boo!

Me: Nice try, my blanket shall protect me

by Bigm0uth June 3, 2020

Blanket

A warm comfortable fuzzy that keeps u warm

I was so comfy in my blanket

by Fuck my goldfish January 4, 2015

Blanket

A mostly soft thing to keep warm with but is not always soft

Friend: how are you not cold
Me: I have a blanket

by Random human from the internet May 6, 2020

Blanket

Large grouping of robots, in the same fashion of flock of birds or crash of rhinos.

A blanket of robots attacked the space station leaving no survivors.

by Matthew Liguori December 19, 2006

Blanket

That comfy soft thing you have to take off in the morning

Just 5 more minutes in my comfy blanket!

by Vormix May 12, 2018

Blanket

A way in which you stroke someones face from forehead to chin. Can be mistaken for sexual innuendo, but dont be mistaken for the fun and creativity it brings. Other related actions are also "tea towelling" and "swiping".

"im going to blanket the shit out of you" "im going to blanket you all night long"

by blanketmaster123 October 29, 2011

Blanket

A blanket is another term used for taint coined by some hill billy tree fucker in my HVAC class

You can suck my Blanket

by Qreech April 22, 2021