Top definition
The 3rd largest city in Arizona. Larger than cities like Cleveland and Cincinnati. Home of the Chicago Cubs spring training. Also home to a lot of snowbirds during the winter. Has some of the best Mexican food in the USA.
I live in Mesa.
by Mewalke2 November 18, 2012
Get the mug
Get a Mesa mug for your papa Bob.
Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
Get the merch
Get the poopting neck gaiter and mug.
The trashiest city in all of Arizona; a congregation point for bums and druggies alike. Comparable to Compton, CA, with a Mexican flare. Cigar shops and porn shops are plentiful, with a sufficient number of weird bus people milling about in the streets. Entrance to the city is noted by a pungent smell of stale ass. Street corners and the front of 7-11s are a substitute for employment agencies in Mesa, the city with the highest per capita amount of payday loan stores in the universe. Most popular jobs: auto thief, landscaper, house painter, drug dealer/cop.

A charming city, really.
"Mommy, why did God create Mesa?"

"To extinguish any notions about the good of humankind, dear."
by Twiggy April 14, 2005
Get the mug
Get a Mesa mug for your buddy Larisa.
The most beautifulist girl in the whole world she is at first shy but then she can turn her light bulb on and you cant stay away from her she always goes for Jake's, Paul's, and Ryan's
by Some random person 123 April 09, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Mesa mug for your papa Trump.
East of Phoenix, Arizona. Known for overabundance of payday loan stores, fast-food restaurants and big box stores. Although Mesa is the 3rd largest city in Arizona and the 38th largest city in the United States, most residents of Mesa are backwards uneducated hicks who are trying very hard to stop progress and make sure that Mesa always remains a boring suburb.
Welcome to Jesusland. Oops, I meant Mesa.
by jimsdun March 27, 2008
Get the mug
Get a Mesa mug for your bunkmate Sarah.
The girl every guy wants. She's beautiful, sweet, caring, loving, and can brighten your whole day in moments. She is a little shy at first, but once you get to know her she's outgoingand a ton of fun to be around. If you have one don't let her go because you'll regret it forever. She is almost impossible to not fall in love with. She is gorgeous, with beautiful eyes, and has an adorable smile. She’s a straight dime. She doesn't know how perfect she is, but you love telling her every second. She's also smart, kind, loving, hard working, and knows what she wants. She is the best you've ever had and ever will. She will make you want to fall in love, and then you will want to stay. She is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet and if you find one, make sure you hold on and never hurt her, because she would never hurt you.
Guy 1: That’s definitely a Mesa!!

Guy 2: don’t we all

Guy 3: bro I need a Mesa
by Thinage March 19, 2018
Get the merch
Get the mesa neck gaiter and mug.