384 definitions by Dick Onchin
The wife came to bed and straddled my face with her mulled prawn.
I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.
I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
I could hear my roommate whipping the flaps last night after going to bed.
I walked in on my sister whipping the flaps to lesbian porn.
I spent the whole weekend whipping the flaps after my boyfriend canceled his visit.
I walked in on my sister whipping the flaps to lesbian porn.
I spent the whole weekend whipping the flaps after my boyfriend canceled his visit.
by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020
Rubbing the erect penis vigorously between her moist pussy lips to achieve orgasm. No penetration is performed. Usually results in a massive busted nut on her mons and lower abdomen.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
Another less formal, colloquial term for one’s bro’s brohole. The bropussy is offered up when a bro is hard up and needs to bust one.
Kyle offered up his bropussy for me last night. It was so tight I damn near rim fired but in the end I was able to pound it. What a bro he was to take it.
by Dick Onchin December 29, 2021
1. A smelly pussy. A stank ass snatch with hints of wet garbage and warm urine.
2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
She dribbled down her panties and my dorm room smelled of alley snatch.
My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.
I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.
I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
by Dick Onchin September 21, 2020
After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
by Dick Onchin December 29, 2021
When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.
This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.
by Dick Onchin May 20, 2020