Jackopass

When you take a pumpkin to a bar and start making a jackolantern, decide half way through that you are too drunk, so you leave and pass it off on other patrons.

I took a big pumpkin to the pub then totally jackopassed.

by golo12re October 30, 2018

Jackopass

Verb: to bring a pumpkin into a bar, ask for a knife to make a jackolantern, start the process then leave it to other patrons once half finished because you are too drunk to stay.

I took a big pumpkin to the pub and totally jackopassed.

by golo12re October 30, 2018

Jackass the scene

Used to describe where a Trinidadian or group of Trinidadians ignore all logic and common sense to worsen a situation ignorantly

Everybody in work was good good and Tom come in with he sour self and jackass the scene

by Pigeon debater April 29, 2021

jackasshammer

A jackhammer that's been fired up nearby so early that it rousts you out of bed.

Those construction workers started using a gosh-darn-diddly-arn jackasshammer next door that got my ass out of bed at 6:30 this morning -- and it's a Saturday for Christ sakes!!!

by Telephony July 28, 2012

jackass of all trades

A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.

Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.

by Devin84 October 15, 2007

Reverse jackass

Where you sit on slags face and she back hand jacks you off and licks your arse hole

Mate I got a reverse jackass off a slag last night

by Glennb March 4, 2020

Jumping jackass

This is someone who is aggressively, obnoxious and loudly idiotic.

Geraldo is a real jumping jackass!

by I, Wreckerrr April 16, 2021