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jackovasaur 

The most annoying creature in the entire universe. From a horrible episode of South Park.
Jackovasaur mating call: "DOOO-WOOOOOOP!!!!"
jackovasaur by n00b August 14, 2003
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jackoffasaur 

1. Thought to have been extinct, these annoying creatures with big lips and bald heads can pop out babies faster than an Atari 2600 rapid fire controller extention!

2. BoooooWHOOP!
Look out it's coming right for us!
jackoffasaur by Gimble March 2, 2004

jakovasaurus 

A dinosaur type of thing that shootes about 30 babies out when its pregnant and say baooo wooop all the time
The jakovasaurus jacked off.
jakovasaurus by PlayDohMan May 9, 2004

Jackovasaurus 

An annoying yellow thing that doesn't know how to socialize and the last of its species was found in South Park, Colorado. Also used by the creators of the TV show South Park to make fun of Jar-Jar Binks of Start Wars
Doo wheep! Mesa Jackov! Doo wheep!
Jackovasaurus by Benignvirus June 14, 2004

jackoffasaur 

Jackoffasaurs are humans from the future who annoy everyone except Cartman and breed like crazy.
An example of the future of the human race, which isn't particularly good at anything. Jackoffasaurs symbolize the result of the dumbing down of society which is taking place.

Jackoffasaurus 

uber douchebag, someone who is begging to be slapped in the nuts but you cant so you call them a Jackoffasaurus.

Also the better form of calling someone a jackoff.

Or someone who jacksoff to much.
Billy:Dude Your Shirt is gay.
Sean: stfu you Jackoffasaurus.
Billy:*Cries
Alex:Nice dude
Jackoffasaurus by Sean Wheeler January 14, 2008

jackoffasaur 

One of those stupid little creature that go thwooop on south park
That Jackoffasaur acts very stupid
jackoffasaur by Dan November 5, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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