YapmelkXela's definitions

Sex then Shun

The act of using someone for sex. A virtual synonym with "one-night-stand."

Hornydude: Damn I can't wait to sex then shun that shit
Homophobe: Wow, would she fall for that?
Hornydude: Probably.
Homophobe: Wow she's a tool!
Hornydude: Who said it was a she?
Homophobe: Dude!!! That explains why you tried stroking my dick at last night!

by YapmelkXela October 11, 2009

Nigjams

Music black people play at high decibel levels.

Maurice - Sup nigga?
Tyron - You gonna pump dat shit?
Maurice - Yeeeeeea boii!
Tyron - Haha! Yee!
White Onlooker - Those nigs and their nigjams...

by YapmelkXela December 13, 2009

Internetcourse

Engaging in sexual conversations through the internet. Can be accomplished using text, a webcam, or microphones.

Practice Safe Sex - Choose Internetcourse! /)

by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010

/)

Used to show a "thumbs up" or some sort of approval - can also be used in a sarcastic manner; the opposite of \)

Guy: Dude, I passed "Polly" on expert drums on Rock Band!
Dude: /) Cool story, bro.

by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009

Give My Pillow Some Head

To go to sleep.

Shaniqua: I'm gon' give my pillow some head.
Terrell: Give yo pillah sum 'ed? Shit... you cheat'n on me?
Shaniqua: HELL NO! It's 3am, sheeeeee....
Terrell: Ah. Aight den. Peace.

by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010

Make it Bacon

A term used to make something better.

"Want a scrambled egg?"
"Make it bacon!"
"Two it is. Fat fuck..."
"Yo, what bitch?"

by YapmelkXela December 13, 2009

Jacklass

I woman that is a jackass.

A woman that won't suck her boyfriend's dick is a jacklass.

by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010