YapmelkXela's definitions

Nigjams

Music black people play at high decibel levels.

Maurice - Sup nigga?
Tyron - You gonna pump dat shit?
Maurice - Yeeeeeea boii!
Tyron - Haha! Yee!
White Onlooker - Those nigs and their nigjams...

by YapmelkXela December 13, 2009

Sex then Shun

The act of using someone for sex. A virtual synonym with "one-night-stand."

Hornydude: Damn I can't wait to sex then shun that shit
Homophobe: Wow, would she fall for that?
Hornydude: Probably.
Homophobe: Wow she's a tool!
Hornydude: Who said it was a she?
Homophobe: Dude!!! That explains why you tried stroking my dick at last night!

by YapmelkXela October 11, 2009

Internetcourse

Engaging in sexual conversations through the internet. Can be accomplished using text, a webcam, or microphones.

Practice Safe Sex - Choose Internetcourse! /)

by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010

Jacklass

I woman that is a jackass.

A woman that won't suck her boyfriend's dick is a jacklass.

by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010

/)

Used to show a "thumbs up" or some sort of approval - can also be used in a sarcastic manner; the opposite of \)

Guy: Dude, I passed "Polly" on expert drums on Rock Band!
Dude: /) Cool story, bro.

by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009

Fake and Shake

When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.

Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.

by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

<<8^(|)

Homer Simpson on a keyboard.

Bro: Hey man, what's your favorite show?
Man: I don't know bro... probably <<8^(|)
Bro: !!!

by YapmelkXela October 7, 2009