<<8^(|)

Homer Simpson on a keyboard.

Bro: Hey man, what's your favorite show?
Man: I don't know bro... probably <<8^(|)
Bro: !!!

by YapmelkXela October 07, 2009

Vagyro

A vagina looking like roast beef, with some creamy mystery sauce oozing out of it... probably caused by some sort of STD(s).

I can't think of a gyro without thinking vagyro.

by YapmelkXela March 06, 2010

Fap or Tap

The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness

Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...

by YapmelkXela October 02, 2009

.l.. d'.'b ..l.

A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.

Roger: Howdy!
Robert: .l.. d'.'b ..l.
Roger: :(

by YapmelkXela October 06, 2009

[{'}]

A vagina shown on a keyboard.

Girl: Lick my {'}
Guy: Oh man!

by YapmelkXela October 07, 2009

Choicepiece

A woman - or it could even be used for one horny girl referring to a guy - that is looking damn fine... basically, it's the highest compliment to give someone behind their back.

Boyfriend: Oh damn! Check out that choicepiece! Hey, remember last night when I fucked that one bitch...
Girlfriend: *Smack*
Boyfriend: Shit! I thought you were Johnny!
Girlfriend: We are over.

by YapmelkXela October 10, 2009

Jacklass

I woman that is a jackass.

A woman that won't suck her boyfriend's dick is a jacklass.

by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010