Definitions by YapmelkXela

the biscuits 

Just a different way of saying "the shit" or "awesome." Where'd it come from you ask? It seems random you say? Well sir, I pulled it out of my ass.

"Oldschool Nickelodeon is the BISCUITS."

the biscuits by YapmelkXela September 15, 2011

"] 

A smile - an alternative to : or :).

Heyyy! "

"] by YapmelkXela January 21, 2011

moobs for boobs 

Used most often on websites like Chat Roulette ... is used as often or less often than mits for tits. Usually a horny individual will say this as a way to entice a woman into showing him her breasts, in exchange for seeing his voluptuous man titties.

Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi.
Guy: Asl?
Girl: 18.f.fl
Guy: cool.
*4 minute pause*
Guy: moobs for boobs?
*Your partner has disconnected*

moobs for boobs by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010

Vagyro

A vagina looking like roast beef, with some creamy mystery sauce oozing out of it... probably caused by some sort of STD(s).

I can't think of a gyro without thinking vagyro.

Vagyro by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010

Sleepday 

A sleepday is a day in which you have nothing of importance to do, and do nothing but lay in bed and sleep the entire day away. Tend to be pretty bad ass.

Nielsen: Hello, chap.
Oliver: Why, hello there. I had quite the sleepday yesterday.
Nielsen: That's fine. Why are you fucking my wife, Oliver?
Oliver: Huh?

Sleepday by YapmelkXela February 20, 2010

Prejaculation

The act of ejaculating before a desired time; Also known as premature ejaculation.

Ming: What is with my boyfriend and his damn prejaculation?
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.

Prejaculation by YapmelkXela February 12, 2010

Internetcourse 

Engaging in sexual conversations through the internet. Can be accomplished using text, a webcam, or microphones.

Practice Safe Sex - Choose Internetcourse! /)

Internetcourse by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010