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When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.
Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.
by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009
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by YapmelkXela November 28, 2009
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Guy: Asl?
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Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
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Dude: My life sucks.
Dick: QFT!
2.
Rambler: Actually, I have an opinion worth noting. Just because you like it and I don't doesn't mean I'm wrong - or you're right. It simply means we have different views on the subject. If you were to tell me you disliked something I personally enjoyed, I wouldn't verbally attack you.
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RandomOnlooker: Owned.
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2.
Rambler: Actually, I have an opinion worth noting. Just because you like it and I don't doesn't mean I'm wrong - or you're right. It simply means we have different views on the subject. If you were to tell me you disliked something I personally enjoyed, I wouldn't verbally attack you.
TheRightOne: QFT!
RandomOnlooker: Owned.
by YapmelkXela October 11, 2009
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Gary: You know that kid with A.D.D.? John I think his name is?
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