YapmelkXela's definitions

<<8^(|)

Homer Simpson on a keyboard.

Bro: Hey man, what's your favorite show?
Man: I don't know bro... probably <<8^(|)
Bro: !!!

by YapmelkXela October 7, 2009

[{'}]

A vagina shown on a keyboard.

Girl: Lick my {'}
Guy: Oh man!

by YapmelkXela October 7, 2009

Vagyro

A vagina looking like roast beef, with some creamy mystery sauce oozing out of it... probably caused by some sort of STD(s).

I can't think of a gyro without thinking vagyro.

by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010

Fap or Tap

The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness

Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...

by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

DQ

Dashboard Quit. This is done when someone is playing a game on Xbox LIVE and leaves the game. In most games, this type of quit doesn't change the player's stats.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

"OMFG! That piece of shit n00b with the heartbeat sensor thinks he's hot shit! Fuck this, I'm gonna DQ."

Gears of War 2

"That asshole thinks he's a real hard ass tea bagging me while I'm bleeding out. Oh yeah? DQ this."

by YapmelkXela November 16, 2009

Sleepday

A sleepday is a day in which you have nothing of importance to do, and do nothing but lay in bed and sleep the entire day away. Tend to be pretty bad ass.

Nielsen: Hello, chap.
Oliver: Why, hello there. I had quite the sleepday yesterday.
Nielsen: That's fine. Why are you fucking my wife, Oliver?
Oliver: Huh?

by YapmelkXela February 20, 2010

"]

A smile - an alternative to : or :).

Heyyy! "

by YapmelkXela January 21, 2011