33 definition by YapmelkXela

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The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness
Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...
by YapmelkXela October 01, 2009

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Someone that is the king of spaz/craziness, and liked in doing so. Derived from the dude Genghis Khan.
Gary: You know that kid with A.D.D.? John I think his name is?
Patrick: Yeah. That kid's a regular Dingus Khan.
by YapmelkXela October 16, 2009

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When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.
Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.
by YapmelkXela October 01, 2009

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A phrase used by guys who like to give the woman all the attention - or at least the initial attention - in the bedroom.
Dude 1: Dude, why didn't you let her suck you off, dude?
Dude 2: Dude, it's all about the chick before dick.
by YapmelkXela September 29, 2009

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A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.
Roger: Howdy!
Robert: .l.. d'.'b ..l.
Roger: :(
by YapmelkXela October 06, 2009

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A very nice ass. Doesn't necessarily have to be huge, in fact, they're normally not. It's just a tasty looking bum-bum.
John: That slut sure knows how to make a guy feel good.
Eugene: Ohhh yeah. How about that bubblebum?
Together: OOHHHHH!!!
by YapmelkXela November 18, 2009

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Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.
Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009

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