33 definition by YapmelkXela

The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness

Someone that is the king of spaz/craziness, and liked in doing so. Derived from the dude Genghis Khan.

When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.

A phrase used by guys who like to give the woman all the attention - or at least the initial attention - in the bedroom.

A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.

A very nice ass. Doesn't necessarily have to be huge, in fact, they're normally not. It's just a tasty looking bum-bum.

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.