n00b's definitions

Kardosaurus

This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.

1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."

2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"

by n00b December 14, 2008

jackovasaur

The most annoying creature in the entire universe. From a horrible episode of South Park.

Jackovasaur mating call: "DOOO-WOOOOOOP!!!!"

by n00b August 14, 2003

Linus Torvalds

The messenger of god against the evil Microsoft.

W00T!!! L00k at that Penguin GO!

by N00b February 18, 2004

BMX

bmx is the best fucking sport ever- now stop reading these gay ass definitions
and go ride your bike. run over some skaters too.

fit, standard, volume, fbm, s&m- no gt, is not a bmx bike nor is ur stupid ass dyno.

by n00b August 31, 2003

zwan

A god-like band that happens to include Billy Corgan but that, unlike the bald taskmasker's previous band, is not built around his image. Other than Billy Corgan's unmistakable voice they have a unique sound, but it can best be likened to a more mature Pumpkins completely exorcised of whining and with more guitars (if that were possible). The Pumpkins were a great band, but it's time to move on already! Corgan says as much in his interviews.

Zwan's first album, Mary Star of the Sea, will likely turn off metalhead kiddies but fans of fresh rock music will welcome it. Standout tracks include the invigorating opener, "Lyric", the lament "Of a Broken Heart" and the readio-friendly single "Honestly".

Zwan rock, give them a listen.

by n00b April 24, 2003

portch-monkey

nigger thats yo' slave

yo monkey get me an iced tea.

by n00b August 23, 2003

cased up

When a person is trying to get you caught while doing something wrong

Yo man, you tryna get me cased up?

by n00b February 17, 2005