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winston churchill

the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, Hitler-dominating badass! the man who saved Britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible buggery. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.
the scene: a dinner party.
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."
by failure33object April 24, 2005
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buffoonery

(1) a term to describe an act of complete twattery, normally carried out by a buffoon.
(2) plural of buffet.
(1) "did you hear of Dan Newton's latest act of buffoonery?"
(2) "what a nice buffoonery! where are the sausages on sticks, eh?"
by failure33object April 26, 2005
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ribena

best drink ever. red in colour, sweet in taste, glorious in all it's glory. preferred tipple of one Rob McLean and occasional pick-me-up for a certain Jim Bowen. made by little creatures that resemble living black currants.
pronounced: rie-bee-ner
Jim- "Whoa Rob, where's the Ribena?"
Rob- "Dude, where's my Ribena!?"
by failure33object April 18, 2005
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bobby dazzler

phrase invented by david dickinson to describe anything worth describing. can give fame to anything once said... an antique, a checkers player, a KFC meal, a sock. no-one knows who the real man bobby dazzler is, possibly he is jesus or the triple d in cognito.
"wow that kfc popcorn chicken was a bobby dazzler, let me tell you!"
"yep, it'd make the duke proud!"
by failure33object April 23, 2005
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get bent

a phrase indicative of reluctance to perform a task or a blatant show of anger at something/someone. often used by participants in one-on-one games, ie checkers, when one player feels s/he has been cheated.
player 1 "hey, you can't use the half-pincer! that's unfair!"
player 2 "this is my checkers board!"
player 1 *smashes the board* "GET BENT!"
by failure33object April 23, 2005
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walter matthau

a man who has never even been with 12 miles of a plastic surgeon, Walt opts for the natural look, that of a dried bowl of grapes. star of classic films such as Grumpy Old Men, The Couch Trip and Charley Varnick... and Dennis, in which he portrays Mr.Wilson. what a guy.
"Hey Mr.Willllllllllllsooooon!"
"Dennis! Don't touch my gold coin collection!!"
by failure33object August 7, 2006
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its on like donkey kong

a phrase used to incite fear in an opponent, so much more than simply 'it's on', the inclusion of primate legend Donkey Kong stems from DK's penchant for victory. used by one Steve Stifler in American Pie 3 to provoke Mr Paul Finch. also, the worst insult/compliment that can be used in a checkers game.
"its on like Donkey Kong, beee-atch!"
by failure33object April 24, 2005
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