interporn

A sarcastic, pejorative term for the internet. Similar to interweb.

Send me an email over the interporn, bro!

interporn by neko's boyfriend June 11, 2006

interior decorator 

Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.

Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.

interior decorator by imadegenerate June 11, 2021

department of the interior 

Department of the interior yet another name for Vagina

I'm hoping to see the department of the interior tonight

department of the interior by Tonythetiler November 12, 2016

interiorization 

A byzantine display of hallways, stairs, rooms, and walls within 1950's noir films. On the first degree, a visual metaphor for the existential horror of modernism. Modernism as a labyrinth or maze representing the futility of man's self-created choices; a system in which all choices are ultimately identical; a false freedom; fatalism. The concept that human-created systems--modernism (industrialization)--cannot civilize man; and offer him unsustainable (inauthentic) progress. The concept that man cannot save himself. On the second degree, a metaphor for the idea that modernism is more indicative of man than man is of modernism; that man's authentic essence is that of a heart of darkness. Presaged the onset of postmodernism.

Interiorization is a deep visual metaphor that indicates man cannot willfully create unique existential choices, material progress is a false dichotomy from man's 'true' essence, modernism deludes human beings into the perception of false progress; the essence of man is a heart of darkness (Joseph P. Conrad); and modernism is more an indictment of man than man is a representative of the progress of modernism.

interiorization by sandraxine June 11, 2017

Interboroughphobia 

When a New Yorker is scared or unwilling to travel to another borough of the city just because they perceive it to be further than it actually is.

These people will travel further distances with longer travel times just because its in their borough.

Jane is not coming to the party because its in Manhattan, even though its only 3 miles and 20 minutes away from her house in Brooklyn. She must have Interboroughphobia.

Interboroughphobia by Brooklyn Benny November 8, 2022

Interorectogestion 

The act of consuming food through your anus, rather than your mouth. In this twist, you would result in crapping out of your mouth instead of your anus.

"You see, food entering through the anus has the benefit of being broken down on its way to the stomach rather than afterward. And therefore I believe that interorectogestion would actually put a stop to high cholesterol and most kinds of stomach cancers. And I base that on absolutely nothing." -The Surgeon General from South Park

Interorectogestion by Cory M Green October 5, 2006

Interior I don't give a flaming fart 

A phrase told by Amir Blumenfeld in the episode "Screenplay" of Jake and Amir series.

It is known that Amir's cousin's lawyer 'Edward Freakin' Nort" is the creator of the phrase.

Amir: No

Jake: Don't say no while I'm talking. Let me finish. It's gonna sound bad if you say "no" while I'm doing it." "Interior I don't give a flaming fart."

Amir: No.

Interior I don't give a flaming fart by J&Afan July 31, 2011