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A sarcastic term for the internet. Often used in the context of parody regarding an inexperience, unskilled, or incoherent user.
Hay guys, I'm using teh interweb!!!
by mrmcd December 12, 2003
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A mixture of both slang terms: The Interweb and the recent pluralization of the word Internet (Said by Bush during the 2004 debates).
The Interwebs is identical in meaning to the other terms.
"It got it from teh Interwebs"

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"Plug it in, so we can get Interwebs"
by HDorriker March 22, 2005
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The interconnected webworks of webworks.
The place you go when you click the big blue E on your screen. Sometimes, when your on there, naked pictures come up, or baloons telling you that you are a winner, other times you get a strange error, and your computer turns off.
Look mom I told you, just click the damn E..
"What E!?"
THE BIG BLUE E!
"oh that one....okay...something happened"
Did the window open up?
"Window? What window, the screen changed..."
Yes okay...good, now type in lets say...google into the address bar.
"The wh..who..where?"
Good Lord..you are SO not prepared for the interweb..
"I thought it was called the internet?"
Fuck you mom, fuck you.
by Zane411 January 03, 2006
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"I just got kicked off of the interwebs" or "Can you reset the interwebs, Abbie?"
by Abbie Squeaks September 04, 2008
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A rather humorous combination of the World Wide Web and Internet. Usually used in parody of someone who is fluent with IP.
by Uxrius January 05, 2003
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Grandad: Hey! What are you doing on the interweb
You: Its interNET and im watching porn!
Grandad: mind if i join you
by EXITman January 12, 2010
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