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intercorse

some moron (or whore) who spends way too much time on the internet and can't spell the word "intercourse"
someone: and he told me to call it "sexual intercorse" to sound hot typing to girls
sometwo: bro its "intercourse" how the fuck you gonna get a girl
somethree: lol yeah dude, just watch bdsm, ur into that
someone: dudes. fts i wanna get pegged

Interorectogestion 

The act of consuming food through your anus, rather than your mouth. In this twist, you would result in crapping out of your mouth instead of your anus.
"You see, food entering through the anus has the benefit of being broken down on its way to the stomach rather than afterward. And therefore I believe that interorectogestion would actually put a stop to high cholesterol and most kinds of stomach cancers. And I base that on absolutely nothing." -The Surgeon General from South Park
Interorectogestion by Cory M Green October 5, 2006

Outdoor Intercourse Day 

Outdoor Intercourse Day began at least by 1969 at WSU. That year was my Freshman year at WSU. The Editor of the University paper was fired for publishing a picture of four feet behind a log, two pointing up and two pointing down. One pair of feet were male and the other were female. The article was celebrating Outdoor Intercourse Day, May 8th or the 69th day of March.
Outdoor Intercourse Day is celebrated on May 8th.

ex-ual intercourse 

Sexual intercourse with your ex-wife,ex-husband, ex-boyfriend, or ex-girlfriend
Jane was hoping to run in to her ex-boyfriend at the party tonight. She was in need of a little bit of ex-ual intercourse.
ex-ual intercourse by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

classic intercourse 

A statement made after engaging in particularly satisfying sexual intercourse. Made popular by British sitcom I'm Alan Partridge.
"Well Sonya, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks." - Alan Partridge
classic intercourse by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

Nasal intercourse

A type of sexual intercouse in which the male penis is inserted into their partners nose.
Timmy wanted to spice up his sex life with Sheela so they had nasal intercourse.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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