iWeed

The second cousin to the crackberry, the comical name of the iPhone and people who can't seem to put theirs down.

Dude1: "yo check out this pic"
Dude2: "hold on im updating my blog on my iPhone"
Dude1: "f***ing iWeed addict"

by Jeremy33 October 22, 2008

ineedmorecowbellatio

a blowjob that didn't exactly explore the space

YOU: So, was she a pro?

YOUR BUDDY: Hardly. It was a'ight. What you might call ineedmorecowbellatio.

by mattyfoureyes December 18, 2010

iPeed

A meme in which there are three people on a couch. The son has an iPod, the daughter has an iPad, and the father is holding a sign saying "iPaid." On the bottom right corner is a guilty dog saying "iPeed." Sometimes below iPeed will be added "and farded and shidded and camed." A relatively recent meme.

iPeed
and farded and shidded and camed.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 1, 2018

inweedbriated

Drunk on weed (marijuana). inebriated+weed= inweedbriated

Yvonne and I got inweedbriated last night!! She was too inweebriated to drive.

by YaarMatey March 10, 2014

iwed

iwed - acronym meaning if we ever date

iwed (if we ever date) can i eat the booty like groceries ?

by chaboi69 March 18, 2016

iNeeds

the constant desire for technological upgrades, especially for iPhone enhancements.

I am sooo... looking forward to the new iPhone, I have serious iNeeds.

I was going to get X Model handheld device but my iNeeds told me to wait for the upgrade.

by TangibleWords February 25, 2011

iNeedy

The mental state of paralysis, anxiety and even panic that requires technical support for the simplest tasks involving the correction of any computer or electronic malfunction.

Jane: "Dick, come quickly! My wireless remote entry has a dead battery and I can't get into my car!!!"

Dick: "Jane, you're so iNeedy, just use the key in door lock."

by yamageke December 10, 2009