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the constant desire for technological upgrades, especially for iPhone enhancements.
I am sooo... looking forward to the new iPhone, I have serious iNeeds.

I was going to get X Model handheld device but my iNeeds told me to wait for the upgrade.
iNeeds by TangibleWords February 25, 2011
Words you can keep

ineedmorecowbellatio 

a blowjob that didn't exactly explore the space
YOU: So, was she a pro?

YOUR BUDDY: Hardly. It was a'ight. What you might call ineedmorecowbellatio.
ineedmorecowbellatio by mattyfoureyes December 18, 2010
The mental state of paralysis, anxiety and even panic that requires technical support for the simplest tasks involving the correction of any computer or electronic malfunction.
Jane: "Dick, come quickly! My wireless remote entry has a dead battery and I can't get into my car!!!"

Dick: "Jane, you're so iNeedy, just use the key in door lock."
iNeedy by yamageke December 10, 2009

ineedtotouchgrass12spiss 

a seggcsy person
ineedtotouchgrass12spiss is a seggcsy person

Ineedtittysymtomrosis 

It's a deadly condition if u don't get titty pics
u start seeing titty in everything and uh then I die
“babe, show me your titties so i can survive Ineedtittysymtomrosis“
The new better way to say indeed
Person 1: Mug cakes are so amazing
Person 2: Ineed they are
Ineed by Seasonedlullaby March 2, 2021

_ineedmytae_ 

Is a kpop tiktoker that has a lot of followers there are two admins the first one is dariany and the other one is jazmin.
_ineedmytae_ by Hailuey November 6, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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