iPeed

A meme in which there are three people on a couch. The son has an iPod, the daughter has an iPad, and the father is holding a sign saying "iPaid." On the bottom right corner is a guilty dog saying "iPeed." Sometimes below iPeed will be added "and farded and shidded and camed." A relatively recent meme.

iPeed
and farded and shidded and camed.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 1, 2018

ineedmorecowbellatio

a blowjob that didn't exactly explore the space

YOU: So, was she a pro?

YOUR BUDDY: Hardly. It was a'ight. What you might call ineedmorecowbellatio.

by mattyfoureyes December 18, 2010

iPeeing

Using an iPhone (or another smart phone) while peeing at a urinal at the bar.

One of my favorite forms of multitasking is iPeeing.

by LegendOutlaw April 29, 2010

ipeem

Ice cream, custard, frozen yogurt, etc.

'Hey, let's go get some ipeem from DQ!'
'This neapolitan ipeem is sweet!'

by Bil Shay April 26, 2008

iPeek

To glance at the screen of someone else's iPod to see what they are listening to.

I iPeeked that guy with the funny shaped head and he was listening to Jimmy Buffet

by Bryan Zera January 4, 2008

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression)

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

by profbass March 18, 2010

iNeeds

the constant desire for technological upgrades, especially for iPhone enhancements.

I am sooo... looking forward to the new iPhone, I have serious iNeeds.

I was going to get X Model handheld device but my iNeeds told me to wait for the upgrade.

by TangibleWords February 25, 2011