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Definitions by yamageke

Hood Thumper 

Hood Thumpers are those curiously tame rabbits that come looking for a snack under the bird feeder in your urban back yard. It's not clear where they come from or where they live, but they have a greater cuteness factor than that of the urban squirrel.
Bob: "Hey Tom, your cats are freaking out on the back porch, what's up with that?"

Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"
Hood Thumper by yamageke July 7, 2011

Humpday Foreplay 

Bill: "Hey ted, tomorrow's Humpday. Are you going to make it to the local brew pub for mug club night?"

Ted: "That all depends on how things go during Humpday Foreplay, but I'm otherwise up for it!"
Humpday Foreplay by yamageke August 3, 2010
The mental state of paralysis, anxiety and even panic that requires technical support for the simplest tasks involving the correction of any computer or electronic malfunction.
Jane: "Dick, come quickly! My wireless remote entry has a dead battery and I can't get into my car!!!"

Dick: "Jane, you're so iNeedy, just use the key in door lock."
iNeedy by yamageke December 10, 2009
Total Fuck Off Day. A day that could be spent mowing the yard, paying the bills, running errands, hanging out with friends or family, cleaning the house - but is, instead, spent in a total state of reclusive and meditative relaxation while shutting out the chaos of the rest of the world.
Ted: Hey bill, did you spend memorial day finishing that massive landscaping project like you said you would?

Bill: No, Ted, I didn't. I decided to enjoy a TFOD instead. It was awesome!
TFOD by yamageke May 26, 2009