feel the burn

when some pain in the ass thing is a life workout that is sooooooooooo getting you laid

YOU: I have to go take my mother-in-law to the airport.

YOUR BUDDY: Feel the burn, dude.

by mattyfoureyes December 19, 2010

release the kraken

to fuck you up

You say another word 'bout my mama, an' imma release the kraken.

by mattyfoureyes December 20, 2010

ineedmorecowbellatio

a blowjob that didn't exactly explore the space

YOU: So, was she a pro?

YOUR BUDDY: Hardly. It was a'ight. What you might call ineedmorecowbellatio.

by mattyfoureyes December 18, 2010