release the kraken

to fuck you up
You say another word 'bout my mama, an' imma release the kraken.
by mattyfoureyes December 20, 2010
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ineedmorecowbellatio

a blowjob that didn't exactly explore the space
YOU: So, was she a pro?

YOUR BUDDY: Hardly. It was a'ight. What you might call ineedmorecowbellatio.
by mattyfoureyes December 17, 2010
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feel the burn

when some pain in the ass thing is a life workout that is sooooooooooo getting you laid
YOU: I have to go take my mother-in-law to the airport.

YOUR BUDDY: Feel the burn, dude.
by mattyfoureyes December 18, 2010
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