Camed

Past tense of cum. Used by intellectuals worldwide.

I shidded and farded and camed.

Camed by Camed, Esq. July 28, 2019

camed

Past tense of come; a synonym for came, but with a "d" added in.

And so then my science teacher said "We all camed from monkeys" and the class erupted in protest.

camed by preoooow December 16, 2009

Camed

Camed means cume but a wnew word for a ucme and coem.

"And this guy camed into our conversation"

Camed by adrriii colo September 16, 2021

Shided and farded and camed 

When you shid and fard and came your pants, this is the definition

Person 1: I SHIDED AND FARDED AND CAMED MY PANTS GEORGE
George: Hold my oatmeal

Shided and farded and camed by FARD TIME June 17, 2018

Shid and camed discord server 

A shitposting discord server made from the subreddit shidandcamed, it has a meme room, photography room, a food room, etc, it even has nsfw rooms for you imbeciles

it also has BAD and STINKY server members with a BAD owner

Someone: yo the Shid and camed discord server is ass
Someone else: you should go to creamy wapplers international then
Someone: okay

Shid and camed discord server by Cptn barnacles September 9, 2023

Christie Camel Toe 

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.

Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..

Christie Camel Toe by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016

hung like a camel 

A penis so large that it relates to the size of a camel's. Commonly used by arabian people.

Girl One: Girl, that arabian guy has a 9" penis.
Girl Two: Yeah, he's hung like a camel.

hung like a camel by A-RabMan April 22, 2016