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Past tense of cum. Used by intellectuals worldwide.
I shidded and farded and camed.
Camed by Camed, Esq. July 28, 2019
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Past tense of come; a synonym for came, but with a "d" added in.
And so then my science teacher said "We all camed from monkeys" and the class erupted in protest.
camed by preoooow December 16, 2009
Camed means cume but a wnew word for a ucme and coem.
"And this guy camed into our conversation"
Camed by adrriii colo September 16, 2021

Shided and farded and camed 

When you shid and fard and came your pants, this is the definition
Person 1: I SHIDED AND FARDED AND CAMED MY PANTS GEORGE
George: Hold my oatmeal

Shid and camed discord server 

A shitposting discord server made from the subreddit shidandcamed, it has a meme room, photography room, a food room, etc, it even has nsfw rooms for you imbeciles

it also has BAD and STINKY server members with a BAD owner
Someone: yo the Shid and camed discord server is ass
Someone else: you should go to creamy wapplers international then
Someone: okay

hung like a camel 

A penis so large that it relates to the size of a camel's. Commonly used by arabian people.
Girl One: Girl, that arabian guy has a 9" penis.
Girl Two: Yeah, he's hung like a camel.
hung like a camel by A-RabMan April 22, 2016

Camel Toad 

The Camel Toad (incilius camelus) is a toad species found in the Great Plains region of The United States. It is well known for its ability to exude toxins from glands within its skin that have psychoactive properties.

Contemporary reports indicate that cameltenin-containing toad toxins have been used as a street drug; that is, as a supposed aphrodisiac, ingested orally in the form of ch’an su, and as a psychedelic, by smoking or orally ingesting Camel Toad secretion or dried skins.

During hot and dry weather, Camel Toads will seek out water and can often be found at local rivers and pools.
Let's go down to the pool to scout out some camel toads.
Camel Toad by Blippee July 12, 2023
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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