hoitz

The name for Alec Johnson's tiny shlincter

Hey Alec, How is your hoitz doing?

by hoitzy&shmoitzy May 20, 2019

Howitzer hanging

To have a large penis hanging out.

Ben Dover had a howitzer hanging out of his pants in the can, man!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

jillian holtzmann

Brilliant scientist and hardware expert. Confident in her brilliance and comfortable in her strangeness. Rocking her "screw you" necklace, and overalls, she is sure to melt your heart with a single wink. Fans recognize her by her yellow goggles, electrifying hair and right dimple or "as queer as salty parabolas". Her ship with fellow ghostbuster Erin Gilbert has been rising in popularity as holtzbert.

Paul Feig: Look at that glorious weirdo!
Person: Who?
Paul Feig: Jillian Holtzmann!

by Kmcholtzmann February 5, 2017

Hortz

Horrible; bad; faux-pas; something of an ugly nature; an undesirable action; something which is uncalled for

1. That's a hortz t-shirt
2. Invite some people over to the apartment as long as they're not hortz
3. Wearing white socks with a dark suit is just plain hortz

by Sean Rosenberg May 27, 2006

Howitzer

1) A large gun used to blow things up.

2) A rather potent cocktail-shot consisting of Sambuca and Rum.

1) Shit! They're shooting at us with Howitzers!

2) I'm going to the bar for a Howitzer.

by Snake July 18, 2004

Hoity toity

To define snobby behavior

When people be thinking they are better than you

by Adrienne April 28, 2004

hottzy

hottzy is a versatile word. Always used in sarcastic ways, it usually refers to something that is dumb, ugly, stupid, really lame or gay. Pretty much can be used to describe anything in a bad way. Something that isn't cool.

"My hair is so hottzy today."
"Hey hottzy."
"Ew, wtf is her face? She is so hottzy looking."
"Stop acting hottzy."
"That's hottzy."
"She was acting reetzy and being real hottzy. Her hair looked reall cutezy too. I'm like, 'yeah your reall good'."

by all.night.raver March 6, 2009