100 definitions by Snake

A religion based arround the ancient art of slacking
i can't work i'm a slacdkist
by Snake March 20, 2005
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Best brand of crisps ever. Synonymous with crisps in Ireland. The inventors of Cheese and Onion in 1954, has been ripped off by every English crisp company, but never equalled. Excellent for a hangover when combined with a bottle of Lucozade.
Give us a bag of Taytos, bud.
by Snake May 9, 2005
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The greatest lager on the market. Premium strength (Above 5%).
You can stick your Dutch Gold. I got Erdinger
by Snake January 19, 2005
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When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.

Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies
by Snake July 9, 2004
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A romantic comedy featuring lots of flesh-eating zombies. The only known example is Shaun of the Dead.
by Snake July 18, 2004
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Word of Cork origin. Has several meanings, depending on context.

1) Penis
2) Foolish person
3) To be intoxicated
1) I've got a huge langer, boy.
2) You're some langer, boy.
3) He was langers, boy.
by Snake November 24, 2005
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Company that makes mp3 players that are approximately 3456432575 better than iPods. The main advantages of which include:

-Removable battery. For when you need a new one.
-More than 5 minutes of battery life. For when you're away from your charger.
-Design that actually fits in your pocket. For when you need to go somewhere.
-Decent sound quality. For when the bus driver tunes into 96fm.
-Radio option. So you can catch the match.
-Colour scheme that doesn't make you look like a complete yuppie. For when you don't want your arse kicked for wasting stupid amounts of money on something that doesn't work.
Random person: OMG! Is that an iPod?!!
Person with more than 6 braing cells: No, it's a Creative.
by Snake December 8, 2005
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