aug

Steyr AUG. Austrian assault rifle, though also the official weapon of the Irish army. Using a bullpup design, it is incredibly lightweight, due to its carbon-fibre body. Fires 5.56mm rounds

I shot him with my Steyr

by Snake May 15, 2005

Sluggie

Term used by the Irish military to refer to members the Naval Service Reserve (formerly an Slua Muiri).

We've got a Sluggie coming on board for a couple of weeks. Quick lads, give him the crap bunk at the bow.

by Snake March 02, 2006

Power Fist

Perhaps one of the coolest weapons ever to come from the game Fallout. Used to deliver hand-to-hand death to anyone foolish enough to stand in its way.

"We're gonna kill you."
"Oh, yeah. Well, feel the might of my POWER FIST!!!!!!!"

by Snake December 06, 2004

capri-sun

Perhaps the greatest juice drink of all time. Almost an addiction among shop staff in garages. The only downside is that the pouches are too small and you need a second one.

I need to drink a Capri Sun.

by Snake August 31, 2005

coca-cola

A carbonated drink that is popular with primary school kids who don't know any better. Possibly the best toilet bleach/silver cleaner/nail dissolver ever invented.

"Toilet's blocked"
"Hang on. I'll get the Coke"

by Snake August 31, 2005

George W Bush

A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.

Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate.

by Snake May 09, 2005

Jack Point

Genius character created by Simon Spurrier and Frazer Irving for 2000AD Megazine. One part Phillip Marlowe, one part Krusty the Clown, he is effectively the best Dredd spinoff ever.

Has a penchant for cigars and whiskey. Demonstrated when shot and asked "Is it bad?" to which he replied when he discovered his hipflask had been punctured "It's worse!"

Perp: What's your point?
Jack Point: It comes right after the Jack.

by Snake October 01, 2005