Hortz

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Horrible; bad; faux-pas; something of an ugly nature; an undesirable action; something which is uncalled for

1. That's a hortz t-shirt
2. Invite some people over to the apartment as long as they're not hortz
3. Wearing white socks with a dark suit is just plain hortz

Hortz by Sean Rosenberg May 27, 2006

Words you can keep

Horton’s Law

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.

Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.

Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Related Words

Hortz • Hortzo • horizontal • HoRiZoN • horizon private school • horizontal refreshment • Hartzler • holtzapple • horizontal phobia • Hartz

Forza Horizon 4

A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan

Before E3
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 4 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: THE UK SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Forza Horizon 4 by original fiero June 17, 2018

Don Hertzfeldt

Don Hertzfeldt is an amazing animator. His films usually contain cynical, random, off beat jokes. He is well known for his animation, "Rejected". He also teamed up with Mike Judge and created "The Animation Show". Along with those two, he's created a few others such as "Lilly and Jim", "Genre", and "Billys Balloon". Don is one awesome animator.

"Don Hertzfeldt is the funniest man ever!"

"I love Don Hertzfeldt's animations. he makes me laugh!"

Don Hertzfeldt by sarah jean November 15, 2005

Krista Horton

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you

“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”

Krista Horton by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Hertzfeld

A HUGE ass family that dwells in the depths of Ohio and Wisconsin. They breed like rats and OWN AWHS. They have a distinctive look and are know for being the sexiest people on earth. Everybody loves a good farm boy. Don't fuck with them!

I love a good farmer, just like a Hertzfeld

Hertzfeld by THE Hertzfeld January 15, 2011

Cleftal Horizon

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.

Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

Cleftal Horizon by Happy Flappy Gilmore July 25, 2010

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026